southsideirish71

Guillen.....Guillen......HEY WAKE UP OZZIE. Phone for you, its the bullpen. They are ready. Walk to the mound, point with your right arm, your other right arm....yeah....and then wait for the pitcher give him the ball then you can go back to the dugout and sleep.

QUOTE (ROC Sox Fan @ May 26, 2011 -> 08:23 PM) I'd like to see Dunn's line vs. Kotsay's and Jones' this year. How about option D, none of the above.

Can someone wake up Manuel Guillen and let him know the game is going on.

QUOTE (Jordan4life @ May 26, 2011 -> 08:13 PM) I can't even hate on his ass. Why can't we do this with position players who can impact the game every day? Interesting. Pitchers who come over here have mechanical issues that can be fixed and they can be turned into something good. Yet hitters are completely finished products that can never be fixed or changed because this is what they are when they come into the league. Must suck to be a hitter.

I wonder what underachieving pile of crap we will trade Humber for later on this year. I mean Kenny has his board and I am sure that there is a member of the wayback allstar team that needs a home for the last legs of their career.

QUOTE (fathom @ May 26, 2011 -> 08:03 PM) Another fantastic start by Humber. Well too bad he was matched up against Cy Morrow of the unhittable Morrows. I mean he has a 4.50 ERA but who the hell puts wood on a guy who throws BBs like that. You just tip your cap and pray that this day after day ACE treatment we face ends at some point. Who goes up against Cy Young pitchers each day.

Our pitchers have been on a roll and our offense still has its head parked deep inside its rectum. How the f*** does an entire team not hit except for a player or two. It defies logic. Then again we have a guy in AAA hitting the ball well yet we keep playing slappy the magical out generator because our manager was a 3rd base coach on a team that he used to be good on.

QUOTE (soxsider11 @ May 26, 2011 -> 07:49 PM) bunt with alexei in the first but not with oar in 7th in a tie game? Hmmmm Are you really trying to use logic with the manager. LMAO Only the magic 8 ball knows our strategy inning in and inning out.

I am sorry pitchers, due to the fact that our offense sucks donkey balls you will need to pitch like an ace every day. Quality starts are not good enough to win here. Only shutouts. We just keep running into Cy Young everynight. So buck up pitchers and start to throw zeros.

QUOTE (JoeCoolMan24 @ May 26, 2011 -> 07:39 PM) Viciedo HBP. Not sure where he was hit, but he stayed in the game. Doesn't matter. NL 2.0 is still making decisions for this team. So LF is going to be manned by Jerry Owen type players who generate outs at a high rate, occasionally avoid a tag running to 2nd and throwing rainbows from the OF.

If you play Viciedo who is going to run into outs at an alarming rate or give the 2nd baseman a workout with all of the 4-3 groundouts. How can you play NL style low scoring, grind it out, bunts everywhere, kick yourself in the nuts baseball without Owens Pierre. grindy

QUOTE (lostfan @ May 24, 2011 -> 10:38 PM) Any play but that one EITHER TIME would've been acceptable. There was a reason the Heat switched LeBron onto Rose Rose saw one on one against Lebron. His eyes got big and he wanted to make a career shot there at the end. The smart play was to motor around and drive.

Korver finally hits a shot. Lmao

QUOTE (danman31 @ May 24, 2011 -> 10:26 PM) Sammy Sosa seen cheering for the Heat. Some icon he is. I blame the horsey testy juice turning a guy with a 40 iq into a mountain of mush.

Are you f***ing kidding me.

Too bad korver decided to take the playoffs off. A true 3 threat would be nice one.

QUOTE (Steve9347 @ May 24, 2011 -> 10:16 PM) There is no excuse for Bosh to EVEN BE IN THIS GAME. The Bulls should have been driving at him with Boozer the last 10 game minutes. Boozer is to busy falling back trying to hit fadeaways and odd hook shots. Attack the damn rim.

QUOTE (Flash Tizzle @ May 24, 2011 -> 10:10 PM) Does anyone have confidence in Rose? He may be the MVP, and who you want taking it, but I'd rather give it to deng When you have a larger fast tier one defender on you. Penetrate and kick, or draw contact. Fadeaways over lebron don't end well.

Two stupid possessions by Rose.

Making me proud guys.

Rose goes into the lane, gets contact no call.

Being an NBA ref must be like being a politician. You make bulls*** up based on how the polls are that day.

So if the bulls actually attack the basket instead of always trying to kick the ball back 19 feet to guy on the edge. If Boozer stops thinking he is a guard and remembers he is a big. If Rose remembers he is an MVP. We will win this.

We sure end quarters playing stupid. Turnovers and forced shots.

Boozer really takes some dumb shots.