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Linebrink was just on the Score. Didn't really give you too much other then he talked to Jake last night. Linebrink is such a hillbilly, hehe.

QUOTE (maggsmaggs @ May 21, 2009 -> 10:28 AM) http://forum.signonsandiego.com/forumdisplay.php?f=10 Those guys are nutty... They all think they're getting like Poreda, Alexei and Danks. Not Jordan, John.

Has anyone gone to church and lit a candle yet?

They should just give Julio Franco a call.

"I don't insult anybody on First Take." Apparently Skip has never watched his own show.

QUOTE (Steve9347 @ May 9, 2009 -> 11:51 AM) Per Rotoworld: The Phoenix Coyotes are ready to sue the NHL because the league will not allow owner Jerry Moyes to sell the team to Canadian Jim Balsillie. This is turning into a mess and the NHL has to be wary of a possible lawsuit if Moyes cannot sell the team to Balsillie who wants to move the team to southern Ontario. The Coyotes are prepared to sue and cite that the NHL is breaking state and federal anti-trust laws. The Coyotes are preparing its case for the court and they state in their case that Phoenix is not a viable hockey market according to the Arizona Republic. The team has lost $73 million in the last three years. Sounds to us that this is not a viable market. Stay tuned. There's a story on espnchicago.com that mentions our own JR as a potential buyer... http://espn.go.com/chicago/story?id=4150580

QUOTE (Dick Allen @ May 4, 2009 -> 05:49 PM) I see BA more of a porn actor. German snuff

Can anyone else see Ozzie going up to Kenny's office and saying, "Can we let Freddy pitch a little? My f***ing wife won't stop bugging me!"

QUOTE (Flash Tizzle @ Apr 28, 2009 -> 03:12 PM) LETS BRING HIM BACK! EVERY FORMER WHITE SOX MEMBER WHO HAS EXPERIENCED ANY TYPE OF SUCCESS MUST BE RUMORED TO RETURN HERE! FORMER WORLD SERIES MEMBER! COOP WILL FIX HIM! WHY NOT? LOW RISK, HIGH REWARD! HE HAS THAT SPICY LATIN PERSONALITY GUILLEN LOVES! Nothing against you bschmanranz, you were just reporting the news, but I have to throw out these lines before anyone else does. You son of a...

Mets release Freddy Garcia

QUOTE (whitesoxbrian @ Apr 18, 2009 -> 04:29 PM) Chien Ming Wang is just f***ing brutal. 8 more ER in 1.2 IP. His season ERA is now at 34.50. Yankees gave up 14 runs in the 2nd inning of that game. Currently 16-2 in the 5th.

If he (somehow) gets into the hall of fame, which hat will he be wearing?

He's just glad to be playing in a place with colder weather...

If only for the nostalgia, yes, bring him back. Start him in center too. An armless hooker is as good defensively in center as Wise so what the hell.

But we'll get to see his wife!

Rockies are releasing Scotty Pods. Eh? eh? eh?

God do I love Alexei's swing.

The whole situation is screwy. You give these guys MILLIONS to perform and while I can understand them wanting their talent to display a certain level of professionalism, you also want them to feel comfortable. If growing hair down to their ass and wearing forty-seven crucifixes on their person makes them comfortable and helps them relax and play their game, more power to em. How'd he go to the bathroom with all that s*** on?

So you're saying we're NOT trading for Grady Sizemore? f***ing Kenny!

We get 200-250 combined innings of quality pitching out of Colon and Contreras, I think the division is ours.

Plan Q: FIND LANCE JOHNSON!

I have a feeling Getz has an awesome year.

I'm thinking the Yankees would ask for something ridiculous like Poreda in return. If the Angels picked up like 80-90% of what's owed to Matthews for the remainder of that horrible deal, absolutely.

The Seaver comparison is ridiculous because he won exactly 100 games less in a Sox uni then Maddux did in a Cubs uni.

QUOTE (Kenny Hates Prospects @ Mar 18, 2009 -> 11:13 AM) That would be an awesome nickname. I'm for it. He looks like Wally, hehe....