We need to replace Chuck Norris facts with Bacon Slayer facts...
-If you have five dollars and Beckham has five dollars, Beckham has more money than you.
-There is no 'ctrl' button on Beckham's computer. Beckham is always in control.
-Apple pays Beckham 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
-Beckham can sneeze with his eyes open.
-Beckham can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
-Beckham is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
-Beckham destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
-Beckham can kill two stones with one bird.