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I've got 8 hours in the air between 2000 tonight and 0400 on Thanksgiving. After that, it's 72 hours of butt splintering leave.

..and by then, we as Sox fans will have let go of every last hope for the season as the Sox spiral towards .500 and away from first place yet again. Then, the wheelin and dealin' starts....

You gotta believe that he'd be lighting up the clubhouse for sure. Eggs farts - yikes.

*yawn*

And you called me disturbed. LOL

Your risk of having a problem with online sex is minimal to moderate...

$10 says that's why Rock was brought on this year....

Hey, as long as you weren't wearing an Angel suit or banana jeans with some BASS shoes right? Bring back the crocheted beer can hats and dingo boots damnit!

He's a typical case of a guy who can steal up to 20 bases a year because he is fast. Does he have the brains and talents to learn the art of stealing bases? (see: Rickey, Brock, Raines, Cool Papa Bell, etc.) *shrugs*

Is his name spelled Rockfort as you spelled it or Rockford as it is on the products?

Hey now, in the 386/486 era, LSL rocked. I haven't tried the XBox version of it that came out, but better nudie graphics can't hurt.

Hey, it's about the humorous approach. Bring back the High Colonic days! LOL.

Rockford Fosgate?

Nothing a coffee enima and a lobotomy couldn't fix.

I envison him getting hit with millions of uncooked spam...

For a 35 yo, primarily defensive, catcher? $3.5 a year?

Konerko is a speed demon. Alternate on the '92 Olympic team, 110M hurdles.

I haven't looked at my DD slip in ... awhile. Ha.

Lee, Konerko, Shingo, Everett, and quite possibly, Frank Thomas, are FA EOE '05. That's $31+ M that is off the payroll.

When's lunch?

$132 on what, an E5 grade?

I believe both of those guys would be required to give Walmart a 2 week notice. What implications would that have on a contract signing I wonder?

The Dolls Can Play: Part II?

JR did put a bit on that item himself: $30 w/ $15 deferred until 2010.

Yeah, I gotcha. I actually did avoid saying "redheaded" in the previous summation, for fear of lack of knowledge of your actual hair color.