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That wouldn't even happen if he was on another team's Triple A squad.

"Borowski out 3-4 weeks" http://chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sp...ack=2&cset=true But we all know how honest the Cubs are with their injury reports.

I doubt they will be able to as well. They will have to seriously overpay now since those teams will have them by the balls. Hendry has blown it already for a second straight year on the closer situation. He didn't want to overpay Armando Benitez or Troy Percival and this is what it gets him. Barring a trade, they are back to either LaTroy "Headcase" Hawkins or Ryan "I have no business closing" Dempster as their closer.

You're right. I didn't hear Kenny's original interview on the injury until just this morning on Mike & Mike.

Bruce LeVineLine mentioned Octavio Dotel, Ugueth Urbina, and Danny Baez as possibilities but said that no one wants to trade their closer right now. He said the A's could move Dotel eventually once they know Huston Street can be their closer.

A guy at WSI posted a video of Kenny posing as a Comcast reporter and interviewing Herm Schneider and Buehrle. Here's the 12 meg video... http://home.comcast.net/~sungho.ko/kenny2.avi Right-click the link and save it to your desktop. Hilarious. Boy, did the media blow this out of proportion or what? I love how Kenny took the chance to rub it in their faces. No more "intense shagging" Buehrle!

Pitchers a pleasant problem for Sox McCarthy, Walker creating a stir in Spring Training

Agreed. The only thing Contreras has to be a closer is the stuff. He issues far too many walks and then his head falls off and he implodes. He would be LaTroy Contreras.

No, that's actually funny. It's funny cuz it's true.

A guy at WSI started a thread about this. I wonder if he heard it on the radio. Did anyone else hear anything about this rumor?

Let's hope so. Buehrle missing some time would suck but I was actually looking forward to B-Mac's big league debut.

Widger hits a hard shot to the 3rd baseman but he makes the play. Hawk keeps hyping up Widger's bat this Spring. It seems that Hawk knows Widger won't make our roster but he wants to help him get a job with another team. Ryan Sweeney strikes out. Sox lose, 5-4.

So it sounds like he could probably be ready for opening day but that may be cutting it close. He may miss a start or two.

Crazy Carl hits a bomb! Carl ties Borchard with 4 homers this spring. 5-4, D-Backs. No outs. It's still do or die in the bottom of the 9th. :rolly

My girlfriend had a similar injury a couple weeks ago. She had a heavy file cabinet dropped on her baby toe. It's been two weeks since it happened and it's still sore but she says it's getting better.

That's old news. Buehrle's MRI was inconclusive and they don't think his foot is broken. He will have a CT Scan next.

Ozuna grounds out but he has hit the ball hard all 3 times at bat. Still 5-3. Hermanson pitching.

Yep, and that is the key. Ozuna can play 2B, SS, AND some 3B. Willie can play some SS. He can also play CF but we don't really need him there with our glut of outfielders. I wouldn't be surprised if Kenny deals Willie soon.

Luis Vizcaino looks great against two lefties and then gives up a bomb to righty Scott Hairston. 5-3, D-Backs.

Valdez grounds out to the pitcher. That's the end of the 7th inning. 4-3, D-Backs.

Uribe lines one up the middle. Runners at 1st and 2nd. Wilson Valdez up with 2 outs.

True. Torn ligaments are more of a nagging injury to heal. A bone break usually takes a set amount of time to heal.

Ryan Sweeney sac flies. Everett scores from 3rd. 2 outs. Juan Uribe up. 4-3, D-Backs now.

Widger singles. Runners at corners. 1 out. Ryan Sweeney up.