chitownsportsfan

OK guys, I know it's crazy, but can we get an insurance run?

Must be nice to have reliable day in and day out stars in your lineup year after year. Miss that.

I like the move FWIW. At least let Kopech win or lose it.

You could hear both those shots.

Ramirez is a remarkable player. Brick shithouse of a dude but helluva player.

Shiffren should watch the fucking game most his calls are wildly inaccurate. I'm going in on this guy cause I can't b**** too much about our play lately. So get ready Jon.

If we benched guys in this franchise for lack of hustle or shitty play we couldn't field a team. Talent wins. Get anybody with any hint of it up here. Vaughn and his 70 level jib can go simmer in Charlotte.

Get Eloy off my fucking TV. Vaughn too. Tired of these fucking bums. Just call up Colas, send Vaughn to AAA and Eloy can grab some bench a few times a week.

RUN ELOY

Vaughn needs to look fastball here middle in and pull it. and he pops it up. God damn his bat is so fucking slow.

don't worry.

Somewhere El Duque smiles.

Lifetime supply of overnighted lobster rolls gets it done imo. Force JR to sell them at G-Rate at market price so he loses money shipping them.

Wow, this is a surprise.

dumbfuck was already pocketing a win jason style when it's 3-0 in the 7th with nobody out. Bro, this is the Sox. 3 runs is nothing and you know we ain't gonna scratch much more across.

My god man, I wonder how long Schriffen believed in Santa Claus. Probably until he was like 12.

Sooner the better.

s%*# I gave the turd an entire decimal point.

lmao you walked a .90 hitter.

Really Jon? We've seen so many pitchers go to korea and then come back? I think I can name two, they are both on these teams here tonight.

I can get a good look at a t-bone by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather just trust the butcher.

Look at how long Pham's bat stays in the zone compared to Eloy on a pitch like that. One guy has a great chance, the other has no chance.

Let's go! We're playing nice ball!

Great AB from the vet! Great signing @Harold's Leg Lift

I'm old but Ramos reminds me of El Caballo. Hits the piss out of the ball. Does not get cheated.