chitownsportsfan

Trust me, I'm not doing too many more of these. It's like tidying up the patio before a hurricane. Let some other fool get hyped on it.

it's looking pretty bad at the moment. f***.

We're gonna need a (bigger) plunger.

f*** let eloy do it going forward. maybe his arm will just snap and we'll get morbid entertainment.

Sox baseball best enjoyed with a cold one. or a cup of warm 80 proof whiskey.

I will give ya one guess!

Burger is a legit solid player. I was a supporter of the trade at the time as we were going nowhere fast but it doesn't look like we got good value for him. TA meh. Wake me up when he gets his ISO above .50. I initially went with 100, but .50 seems reasonable for a guy currently rocking a .36 ISO. Yikes.

We should be in on a number of those SPs but you just know we'll come with a "competitive offer" only.

Bro we have Fletcher, Fletcher is the type of guy you build around in RF.

We'll excuse you, nobody the last two years has a lot of experience having the honor, we're breaking new ground here.

Yes, adductor strain. Dude is the stiffest 20 something pro athlete you'll ever see.

There's a billion things to critique hahn for. Turning Q into Eloy and Dylan is def not one of them. That was an A+ trade on paper for the Sox and in reality it was a B trade for Chicago and probably a D for the Cubs.

And if he did a better job his boss would not have been fired and he wouldn't have been promoted. Just White Sox things.

New rule: if the honoree of the previous winner does not make the new thread before the Sox post the lineup on Twitter you forfeit the honors. Nice to see Lee get a start but FFS Beni at leadoff and Sheets at cleanup.

I think the majority of people are "crying" because for all of our lives the Sox have been a horse s%*# club under JR and his "friends and family" plan is seemingly endless. The next time he hires someone firmly outside the org, outside established White Sox thinking will be the first. It's been a series of yes men and internal promotions to bums going on 50 years.

You "forgot" the main hire Getz made, a guy that is ostensibly 3rd of 4th in power in the org, and you're calling others unsophisticated fans?

All you gotta do is luck into a franchise QB! Why didn't all the other teams think of that!

I've got Tigers and Mets on with Jason. Jason just feels like a hired gun. There's no real connection with the Tigers. Tigers are getting their ass kicked and he goes to break laughing about Mets fans enjoying a sun break. That's the sort of thing that just drives you nuts for the course of a season as a hardcore fan imo.

Jesus christ why do I have james shields (james shields) on my mind this morning.

Why the f*** would you cut any prospect with a pulse rather than just DFA Shields or one of the billion relievers? Doesn't make any sense bro.

can the honoree make the new game thread?

They might not lose as many, but they will have a season similar to the 23 Sox. They got over 15 fWAR from Julio, Suerez and Big Dumper last year. That won't happen again. Not to mention they got like 7 fWAR combined from the catcher spot. They will be lucky to get 3 this year. Julio is a nice player and he's probably more exciting than Luis, but I think Luis is better. He has more raw power for sure.