chitownsportsfan

Literally the only thing that matters long term is the pitching rehab guys showing out, so in that sense it was a good game. But anybody that thinks this team is going to surprise is a fool. We're just going to lose 100 games 3-1 or 4-0 instead of 6-3 or 9-6 like prior years.

Moncada will be traded for a bag of balls.

We have zero walks, announcer talking up our plate discipline.

Benitendi is the biggest contract the Sox have given out. PUKE.

That was laughably bad production on the outro.

One hit through 8 innings, nobody past 1B, and announcers talking up the defense. You have to OUTSCORE the other team, not just prevent them from scoring.

It's fun to be with you guys on opening day and watch Sox baseball but man this offense might be the worst in our lifetimes. It's going to get old fast.

That was a nasty pitch. More like that. Good job getting out of it. NOW LET'S SCORE SOME RUNS!

Kopech is so fucking bad.

Terrible hitting conditions right now. Surprised Stone hasn't pointed it out, that's his thing.

Kopech isn't effectively wild, he's just wild.

Some unknown reliever fiddling with his hat instead of warming up is a great visual for this season.

"what's fun about this team is how many question marks there are, how many things could still happen to make this an incredible season for the White Sox" Are you serious? This new guy is a dolt man.

What in god's name has happened to Kopech? He misses glove side by 6-10 inches on the regular.

Green is a better young player than anybody we have, easily.

Careful you're gonna get me saying things that will get me banned.

We're going to set the record for swinging strikes this year.

I think so. Maybe 28 or 29K but looks pretty filled in throughout stadium. Don't worry, we'll have 15k starting tmr probably.

Vaughn has a slow ass bat.

because he did one of his patented shanks oppo? Until TA can pull the ball again he's just a 1-2 WAR player at best.

I'd probably let him go another inning.

Yankees will be lucky to win 90 games. Maybe even 85. They have so many problems.

Moncada has absolutely no idea how to attack pitchers or how they will try and get him out. It's the same s%*# over and over again. he gets himself out in most of his ABs.

This lineup sucks donkey dick.

lmao Getz in the booth. They are really some fuckers.