Milkman delivers

"[Podsednik] is the key on this team," manager Ozzie Guillen said. "If he gets on base, we can do a lot of different things." So Ozzie decides to bench him against a righty and an old catcher. And with a pure stroke of genius, he places Timo "I suck so much" Perez in the lead-off spot.

QUOTE(EvilJester99 @ May 11, 2005 -> 01:51 PM) I don't like Pods not being in the line up either... should be benching Konerko and Dye for this one... Exf***inactly. I really don't understand why Dye is in this game. Konerko has no replacement right now, but Dye does not need to be starting. He sucks so much right now.Great, he's out of the field. Now he can only hurt us with his bat.

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ May 11, 2005 -> 01:45 PM) Don't forget there is only about half an hour to get in your picks to click!!! Uribe, with Iguchi a close second.

Dye as a DH? Carl has been in a slump, but he's still better than that sack of hot garbage. Timo leading off? Pods would be going against a lefty. Timo is slow and will swing for the fences. Konerko still batting clean-up? Well, I have no answer for this one. There's nobody else to really take his spot. I think Iguchi or Ozuna should be leading off. Timo?! I hate our RF situation. I can't wait for Anderson.

It's official: Shingo is Billy Koch f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** :banghead :banghead :banghead :banghead I can't help but feel that this is going to start a huge downward spiral.

I smell another walkoff in fine Koch-style from last year. I really hope that doens't happen, though, because that's the type of thing that will send this team into a downward spiral.

I f***ing hate you, Dye. I hate you so much.

Well, Konerko still sucks.......... f***! :banghead :banghead :banghead

QUOTE(Rowand44 @ May 10, 2005 -> 10:15 PM) Wow, huff is just such a good hitter. Damaso throws two beautiful sliders on the outside corner, finally gets a fastball and smokes it. I hope KW is paying attention. I want that guy on the Sox so badly. And there's yet another walk for Marte. This is f***in great.

QUOTE(DonkeyKongerko @ May 10, 2005 -> 10:06 PM) What has Viz shown that he deserves to still be out there? He's shown that he's only a one-inning pitcher. And he sucks in those, too!

Vizcaino is still in?!!!

f*** you, Everett. :banghead

Everett hasn't done anything clutch in the last few weeks. I don't expect much here.

QUOTE(fathom @ May 10, 2005 -> 09:46 PM) Too many mental lapses it seems like, doesn't it? I'm really tired of hearing that. There shouldn't be so many mental lapses.

QUOTE(Tadahito15 @ May 10, 2005 -> 09:40 PM) Twins and O's tied at 4 a piece in the bottom of the 8th...BUT the O's have runners on 1st and 2nd with no outs...injury delay right now. Who's injured?

QUOTE(Jabroni @ May 10, 2005 -> 09:34 PM) He is hitting .297 now. Yeah, that seems like it came out of nowhere to me.

I haven't even noticed that Uribe's been heating up. That's a damn good sign for the offense.

QUOTE(Rowand44 @ May 10, 2005 -> 09:30 PM) Dye's gonna park one. Dye should be parking his ass on the bench soon.

Could someone fill me in really quick on how Contreras was today? Thanks in advance.

QUOTE(rangercal @ May 10, 2005 -> 08:08 PM) I know lol. Remember the snowball throwing at giants stadium a while back? ( I think it was giants stadium) I know the eagles probably have the rowdiest fans though. Oh no, I don't remember that. Sorry that took so long to respond. It's finals time. :banghead

58 pitches for Hendrickson.

QUOTE(rangercal @ May 10, 2005 -> 08:05 PM) No happy ending? We should be allowed to have glass bottles when the cubs come to the cell. I'm sure all the fans would act like perfect , cival citizens. The fans threw the bottles at players.

QUOTE(rangercal @ May 10, 2005 -> 08:01 PM) the fans can drink their beer out of a glass bottle in TB? NO fair! Yeah, the Cleveland Browns' fans used to be able to do that, too. Remember how that ended?

That's how you pitch out of a jam. Maybe this will ignite the offense? Eh, probably not.

QUOTE(winninguglyin83 @ May 10, 2005 -> 07:49 PM) dye looking awfully slow to me. Could he be hurt and trying to play through it or something?