TheBigHurt

Kinda nervous to see Gavin out for the 7th, not gonna lie.

Rios with 2 hits. I LIKE.

Best drinking game idea EVER: A shot per every time Hawk says, "Don't stop now, boys!"

Pierre!

This type of reaction on the 4th game of the season is really nothing new around here, lol.

I think I'm gonna love watching Adam Dunn this year.

Nah nah, not saying you should... we should all just not talk about it and pretend there's nothing happening... like a pitcher (not named Mark Buehrle!) not talking to anyone when he has a no-hitter going!

Man, shut it! Haven't you guys figured out yet that the more you build these opposing s***ty players up to BE s***ty the more they will make our team look silly??? Silence is golden! Speak not of these things and I expect our results will be better!

That made me lol HARD. The one about Michael Vick was pretty funny, too.

10-0!

I'm ready to jizz in my pants.

I really hate this site for that silly Bacon nickname.

No doubt in my mind one of the biggest factors if this season is going to be the effectiveness of Quentin. This is a good start.

I f***ing LOVE Paul Konerko.

DUNN!

Beckham better not f***ing bunt.

I admit I haven't done a whole lot of research, but if Dunn's OBP is generally better than Konerko's that's shocking to me.

Agreed. This is basically how we won it on 2005.

Exactly when the hell did Brent become so unpopular around here???

I know there's logic on it somewhere... but someone needs to explain to me at this point why Konerko shouldn't just be third. The HRs can't be it, because Paulie consistently hits what is par for a third hitter. I don't dislike Dunn at 3rd... but logically, I think he'd fit better at fourth. IMO Konerko's a great fit for 3. Again, if there's a contrary to what I'm saying, I welcome it.

Wow, that's... about as close to the exact OPPOSITE of something I have ever heard.

Boy, does Lillibredge look like Rowand at the plate or what?

I feel the exact opposite. I didn't even so much as crack a half-smile at AJ's commercial.

Apparently you don't know much about Dunn at all.

And as far as I'm concerned it's always going to be as long as his mechanics don't change. I cringe ever time I watch him throw a pitch.