QUOTE(Balta1701 @ Sep 29, 2005 -> 04:14 PM)
Hawk: "Hawk, Mike Ditka used to say strap it up. You tell us to strap it down. I'm confused, which way should I strap it?"
DJ: "Well, whatever you do, just don't strap it on."
(Awkward 10 second silence)
Hawk: We got another email here...
that is hilarious