BigSqwert

Holy crap. That is hilarious.

QUOTE(Jenksismyb**** @ Oct 25, 2006 -> 09:07 AM) The faster this guy dies the better this world will be. As I said in another post yesterday, a shot in the back of the head would be a more efficient way to go. Though with his crime I wouldn't mind seeing him tortured quite a bit before he's dead. I hope he rots in hell. That's not how Jesus would feel.

Head On! Apply directly to the forehead!

So much for the NL being a complete joke. Cards looking solid so far.

QUOTE(Steff @ Oct 20, 2006 -> 10:15 AM) Somehow attach a red velvet rope on and/or around yourself (maybe with fishing line?). Carry a clipboard with only your name on it. "VIP Area". That is hilarious. I may consider that one.

QUOTE(Steff @ Oct 20, 2006 -> 09:50 AM) The Mastercard commercials are popular this year from what I've been hearing. Wear regualr clothes. Attach a sign that says "Shirt: $30...Jeans: $50...Shoes: $70......Halloween costume that took minimal effort: Priceless. I'm trying to think of something that involves something Vegas related. Like a poker chip (on your shoulder) or something like that. Keep 'em coming. These are good.

QUOTE(Steff @ Oct 20, 2006 -> 09:44 AM) This isn't so much crazy as fitting for your persona.. LOL. Find a box large enough to fit around your body. Cut some holes for your arms and head, and then cover the box with wrapping paper. Add a large bow. Attach a tag that says "TO: Women, FROM: God". God's gift to Woman.. LOL That's actually pretty funny.

QUOTE(Steff @ Oct 20, 2006 -> 09:30 AM) How crazy do you want to get...? And are you into buying something or using stuff you've got already? Either way. I can get crazy if need be. People tend to go all out in Vegas as I was there once for Halloween a few years back.

QUOTE(Steff @ Oct 13, 2006 -> 01:01 PM) That is hysterical!!! Steff, give me an idea. I'll be in Vegas for Halloween and have no clue as to what my costume will be.

Brian Anderson still blows.

Palehose 7!!! http://www.palehose7.blogspot.com/

QUOTE(GoSox05 @ Sep 28, 2006 -> 08:44 AM) I'm totally stoked on Bmac starting next year. He's gonna kick ass. Haeger can take his spot in the bullpen. Can you imagine Haeger working two innings and than Bobby Jenks comes in. It would seem like he was throwing 150mph. I doubt we'd see a lot of Haeger to Jenks scenarios. And if we did, it would not be likely that Jenks would face the same guys that Haeger pitched to in the previous inning.

The Sox broke the 2004 franchise record for strikeouts as they whiffed 10 times to increase their season total to 1,032 with three games left.

Sheesh. Looking at the Twins boxscore...they have a guy with an ERA over 6 in their rotation and yet they will make the playoffs.

To a fine 2007 White Sox starting pitcher

Ozzie must feel like an idiot now for his Cy Young tirade.

QUOTE(G&T @ Sep 27, 2006 -> 07:06 PM) I've seen 2 innings of BMac and he looks very good. Yeah he would have been of no use when our rotation looked like crap. sarcasm>

QUOTE(Tony82087 @ Sep 24, 2006 -> 03:55 PM) Reading Yahoo, looks like Sweeney had one hell of a day. http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/boxscore;_ylt=...F?gid=260924104] Player of the game!

Do you really need to start a new thread everyday telling us how you still have hope?

I guess I left too early. Oh well. Whatever.

I think I'm going to go drive down the Kennedy and see if I can find a car accident to stare at. It's the equivalent of White Sox baseball these days.

It's getting to the point where I'm almost embarassed to wear a Sox cap out in public.

At least Cliff had an excuse for sucking. What the heck happened to Neal? These guys sell their soul to the devil last year?

One thing this team has shown since the ASB is that they have small balls.

I thought the Earth was only a few thousand years old?