BigSqwert

Get Him to the Greek was mildly entertaining.

Bill Maher skewered this imbecile last night. I'll post the video once it's available. EDIT (It's the last 'New Rule'):

QUOTE (LittleHurt05 @ Jun 18, 2011 -> 01:48 AM) Forget Jackson/Hudson, time to win some ballgames. Duke has a 5.61 career ERA vs. the Sox. Saturday's lineup from tonight's Twitter updates Lilli - LF Morel - 3B CQ - RF PK - 1B Alexei - SS Rios - CF Castro - C Beckham - 2B Danks - LHP Fiddling with the lineup? Only desperate managers do that. Ozzie admitting that we're toast.

I'd be shocked if we ended up higher than 3rd place this year. Detroit and Minnesota will end up with a better record. The question is can we overtake Cleveland for 3rd?

It's amazing how we looked like a team that would become a dynasty after 2005 and 2006 to a team that looks to quickly become a cellar dweller in the division.

QUOTE (South Side Fireworks Man @ Jun 17, 2011 -> 11:01 PM) As one of KW's biggest supporters and defenders over the years here (I don't think I ever even posted a negative thought regarding him), I'd like to say a big "f*** YOU Kenny!" We're watching this impotent offense night after night while stiffs like Pierre and Rios are trotted out there night after night and KW can't even bring Viciedo up from Charlotte because our moronic asshole of a manager can't figure out where to play him! They can't give Viciedo a chance yet Beckham can continue to stink the place up with his ridiculous swing and Rios can stink the place up with his ridiculous batting stance while Greg Walker is given another vote of confidence. And Juan Pierre can suck on offense, suck on defense, and suck on the basepaths yet lead off every game night after night. f*** JR, KW, Ozzie and the rest. I'll laugh at them when the Cubs sweep the Sox at the Cell in front of nightly crowds of 25,000 next week. I love you.

QUOTE (kapzk @ Jun 17, 2011 -> 10:46 PM) I can't believe Jackson was pulled vs a batter who struckout 3 times against him It's amazing that there are people that still, to this day, think that Ozzie is a good in game manager.

QUOTE (kapzk @ Jun 17, 2011 -> 10:44 PM) Does bringing in Sale make any sense to any1? Why waste a pitcher for one out when his spot is coming up in the lineup Pretty stupid move by Ozzie. Especially since this chump couldn't touch Edwin.

It's too bad we have such a murderers row of a lineup. There is really not a single guy you could bench to get a hot hitting Viciedo into the lineup.

QUOTE (hi8is @ Jun 17, 2011 -> 03:37 PM) Where's the petition to immediately replace this boards current consciousness? In your basement. Go down there and look for it. Don't come back here until you find it.

QUOTE (ChiSox_Sonix @ Jun 17, 2011 -> 03:18 PM) Curb Your Enthusiasm is back July 10th!

QUOTE (bmags @ Jun 17, 2011 -> 03:15 PM) I think this is the most cynical thing I've ever read. No kidding. SMH

QUOTE (Soxbadger @ Jun 17, 2011 -> 03:04 PM) We would bench our best hitter because you dont question Ozzie Guillen, he is the one who fills out the scorecards. What do i know? I'm usually busy pissing on the statues in front of the stadium.

Windows 7?

QUOTE (southsidepride15 @ Jun 17, 2011 -> 02:52 PM) Literally just Lol'd at this....til I realized that it was 100% true statement. But we can all see that this is really not an exaggeration. How does management not see this? I am bewildered.

Whale Wars tonight! I swear if I were single I would go do a campaign with them.

I wonder how many balls Pierre has hit this year that were hit hard enough that you would NEED a glove to catch them. 6...maybe 7?

QUOTE (fathom @ Jun 17, 2011 -> 02:37 PM) No info, I just think a bad weekend by Pierre and it will be Viciedo time. 2 and a half months of garbage from Pierre and they haven't made a move. What will 1 weekend do to change that? He could go 0-for the weekend and still start each game next week.

QUOTE (kapzk @ Jun 17, 2011 -> 01:55 PM) hope to see Dunn and Lilibridge replace Pierre and Rios in tonights lineup , but I can only hope for so much. It wouldn't be smart to pull Pierre from the lineup. He is going for the record for most outs recorded in a single season.

QUOTE (fathom @ Jun 17, 2011 -> 01:44 PM) You cannot be worse defensively than Pierre has been this year. Exactly. And this isn't an opinion. This is based on facts and results on the field.

QUOTE (kapzk @ Jun 17, 2011 -> 01:34 PM) what is the over/under for Ozzie ejections this series? If we could somehow be lucky enough to get a permanent one.

Puck slapping is for Canadians. Americans watch football.

Might want to lay off the PEDs, Balta.

QUOTE (WHarris1 @ Jun 17, 2011 -> 01:26 PM) If EJax gets shelled and Hudson throws a gem PHT should probably just be on a 1 day close down Indeed

QUOTE (bucket-of-suck @ Jun 17, 2011 -> 12:31 PM) Please be done with this team. Please. Sorry to offend, Ozzie.