Steve9347

QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Jul 11, 2013 -> 11:54 AM) They won 60 games once. Who cares. Give them a banner along with LeBron's Cavs. Yeah, I get it. Whenever a star is possibly available we're never in the running because of XYZ. Yawn. The Lakers probably end up with him and more anyway. I see your points. I love your points. I hate that the Bulls don't just go make something happen. Teams make deals all the time. You can bet your ass the Heat will find a way to flip Bosh for something way more useful next offseason to keep LeBron from opting out. You know the Lakers will take this one season off and then land some monsters next year. They make the moves because they're the big boys. But why are they the big boys and the Bulls aren't? Why do the Heat go out and get Shaq to win a championship? Then they land LBJ? Why are the Bulls always small potatoes when they're in the third largest market in the country? Because they are run like small potatoes. They should have a team of people dedicated to kissing ass and creating awesome presentations and Chicago tours that are built to wine, dine, and end with a free dick sucking to lure in top talent and make Chicago a destination. They continue to live off a dynasty that has been gone for 15 years now in one of the most out-dated arenas in the country. No one playing now gives a damn about your Michael Jordan. They want state of the art facilities and a team with vision. They see three old-ass guys in suits that are too big telling them about hard work and dedication. Do you think potential talent in the future won't look at the fact that LMA asked to be traded to the Bulls and they sat on their hands instead of getting the deal done? Yes, Portland's asking price was steep, but other teams manage to skirt asking prices and get the guys they want and we all sit back thinking "how the f*** did they do that"?? How did the Rockets get Harden for next to nothing? It's always someone else. Our management team acts like we're based out of Boise, Idaho. Our joke of a GM who has never really done anything decides to have a dick-measuring contest with our 2nd most valuable commodity (Thibs). It's a joke. But here we go. We got MDJ! WOOOOO! We're set with the core! I can't wait to get a 2 seed and get bounced by the Heat whenever that time comes (if our star decides to suit up #TheReturn and now apparently #BackWithAVengeance). I'm sure I'll talk myself into the Bulls having a legitimate shot only to watch LBJ shut down our only legitimate scoring option in crunch time. It's baffling watching the Bulls stall year after year and cram the same recipe down our throats and act like they're doing it the "right" way. The only reason this team ever won 60 games post-Jordan was because of complete f***ing blind luck in winning the lottery (and having a coach that maximizes everything from his players). Years later, after his team (see: Rose, Reggie) has b****ed non-stop about getting another star on the roster, Derrick Rose is half a gimp and management is pissing off the coach. The second scoring option is still Luol Deng with a bad shooting wrist. Great. Let's f***ing extend him.

The whole thing is just f***ing stupid. If Justin Bieber wants to see the Stanley Cup and take pictures of it - that's cool. If it's the end of the world that someone steps on a f***ing logo that's on the FLOOR then don't put the cup one foot behind it. Or, here's a better idea, f*** your stupid logo on the stupid floor. Next, please tell me that the players should not skate over the logo at center ice.

QUOTE (Jake @ Jul 11, 2013 -> 11:48 AM) And for those keeping score at home, Steve detests Hawk as a broadcaster. I do, but I still appreciate history, would like to learn more about the guy who was on the cover of SI, and still love the man for his genuine obsession with my favorite team. I am, of course, ready to move along and up the value of the broadcast - dead sox + unhappy hawk = unwatchable. My entire youth, the excitement of good sox + s***ting himself hawk, and saying catch phrases throughout college are enough for me to owe it to the man to check out a doc - and it's narrated by Bob Costas so yeah bring it on.

QUOTE (Jake @ Jul 11, 2013 -> 11:45 AM) The reason it's on the floor IS to inconvenience you. You have to actively think about what it means every day because it's there. Oh give me a f***ing break.

I'll absolutely watch this documentary.

QUOTE (RockRaines @ Jul 11, 2013 -> 11:36 AM) LOL, the whole part about not walking on it is because its on the floor, its a respect thing. About 50+ sports teams do this including HS and college. Watch the movie Goon and you'll even see it in movies. That doesn't make it any less dumb.

QUOTE (The Critic @ Jul 11, 2013 -> 11:19 AM) If you want to be mad at someone, be mad at the person who handed the Cup to Belushi or the person who let Bieber into the locker room. I couldn't be less interested in these asinine "traditions". By now I've seen what seems like 500 people with no connection to the hockey team lifting the Cup anyway. You don't want someone walking on the Indian head? Don't put it on the f***ing floor. Simple as that. Yeah, put the logo on the wall, morons.

QUOTE (Buehrle>Wood @ Jul 11, 2013 -> 09:14 AM) People being outraged over Bieber walking on the floor is pathetic This.

Oh, God. Stop with the Carmelo nonsense. As for Deng, extending him would be moronic. The fact that he's an expiring contract makes him more valuable now to the Bulls and possible suitors. It's not like he's going to go out and average 22/7 this year and have his pricetag increase.

Nice.

I'm laughing like an idiot right now.

Wacha, Taveras

Who the f*** cares that Bieber was near the Cup.

QUOTE (iamshack @ Jul 10, 2013 -> 09:58 AM) We have a PhD here that is of some form of Asian descent (I am not sure which). She wears all kinds of crazy stuff, including fishnet stockings and the like...no one says anything to her about her attire because they are just afraid of getting called insensitive to her culture (my guess, anyway). If she's hot, fishnet works.

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Jul 10, 2013 -> 09:51 AM) I'd have been ok with something like that too, but no idea why the Bucks would want Boozer. Which is why the Bulls wasting their time on talking Monta was so stupid.

I have an intern working for me that bathes in cologne every morning. I need to tell this kid to lighten up on it a bit.

I'd be ok with dealing Boozer and like a 2nd round pick for Ellis just to have a scoring option to take the pressure off of Rose (and to also be rid of Boozer). A roster with both Boozer and Ellis would be the worst of all-time. Ellis is a horrible fit, I can't believe the Bulls were entertaining the idea of him when they could scoop a true gunner if they really wanted to for crying out loud.

Of course this is the season I have Justin Verlander in fantasy.

QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Jul 1, 2013 -> 02:20 PM) Oh goodness. Monta. F*ck sentences. Without rock, worthless. Needs ball. Wants ball. Won't work. Is a bulk three point shooter. Bad percentage. Gets to rim. Only reason to look. Let Knicks have. No thx. Can't afford anyway. Here is what I said 9 days ago.

QUOTE (StrangeSox @ Jul 10, 2013 -> 08:34 AM) ugh Babel was so awful Great album, though.

QUOTE (pettie4sox @ Jul 10, 2013 -> 09:07 AM) shhh... shhhoould... should.... should... should.... should.... should... Nothing makes me happier.

QUOTE (Reddy @ Jul 9, 2013 -> 05:28 PM) I'm 87% sure that CAN'T go badly. 60% of the time it works every time.

It's as if all these morons on BB15 just don't even care. Pretty much every girl has shown her boobs (even Helen) and last night Kaitlin massaged her goods on camera. What are these people thinking?! Oh, and here. http://www.realitybbqforums.com/forumdispl...rother-15-Nudes

QUOTE (Boogua @ Jul 10, 2013 -> 07:19 AM) The Challenge: Rivals II starts tonight. Can't. Wait. woooooooooooooo

whoa heads popped his cherry