BigEdWalsh

Way to go Gordon!

Twins are gonna set a record for catcher to mound visits.

Deduno with 65 pitches through 3 innings....yikes!

3-0. Keep mowin' 'em down, Francisco!

HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

QUOTE (caulfield12 @ Sep 15, 2012 -> 11:43 AM) Maybe Konerko should be benched, too. Yeah, bench his sorry a$$.........LET'S GET SOME RUNS!!!!!!!

I guess Deduno is what you would call "effectively wild".

Yeah, I'm pretty much convinced Tank should strictly platoon against lefties.

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Sep 15, 2012 -> 08:26 AM) Throw strikes. GO SOX!!!!!

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A most excellent thread start!

I'm pretty sure that most of the hardcore White Sox fan base doesn't even believe in this team; just waiting for the collapse.

AJ

Alex Rios

Dweezy

Alexei

I was working 3rd shift Security at Grand Geneva Resort at the time. I was driving home from work and was about a block from home listening to the Score on the car radio when it was reported that a plane had crashed into one of the World Trade Center buildings. I thought, "Wow. Crazy.", but that was about it. Pulled up at home turned off the radio, went inside and went to bed. When I woke up a few hours later, I turned on the radio to the Score and groggily realized that they weren't discussing sports which seemed pretty weird. When I realized what was going on it was pretty shocking. The next night at work my boss who was a Milwaukee police officer had us stopping all the cars that came on property and making sure that people had reservations so that just "anyone" wasn't allowed on property. He had extra security officers on duty and we were doing extra vehicle patrols all over property. I thought it was a ridiculous over-reaction. I thought, "This is f***ing Lake Geneva, Wisconsin. Nothing is going to happen here!". I was of course nervous that something else might happen somewhere, but Lake Geneva(???)....get a grip!

Doug Fistersome

Easy. Since I was there, Humber's perfect game. It was incredible.

Hey, I believe in the Stache.

QUOTE (Real @ Sep 10, 2012 -> 05:53 PM) 1 game, quintana gets shelled tonight and peavy will lose also floyd is the guy i think gets our 1 win, even coming off the DL I love it when you predict.

Ha! I watched this game right up until Rios came up after Konerko's single. I had to drive my ex-wife home. No sooner did I get out to the car and my daughter yells out a window, "Rios hit a 3 run bomb!!!". I get about a block away and she texted me, "AJ back-to-back...It's all good!". I got back home just in time to watch Reed's 1-2-3 9th. It's all real good!!

AJ

I met a gin-soaked barroom queen in Memphis She had a moist vagina she took the midnight train going anywhere I said train kept a-rollin' all night long Train kept a-rollin' all night long Train kept a-rollin' all night long Train kept a-rollin' all night long With a heave and a ho Well don't you know that's the sound of the men working on the chain gang Oh, Oh, these chains of love got a hold on me, yeah. One of these mornings the chain is gonna break Chain, chain, chain (Chain...chain...chain..) Chain of fools! Wise Men say only fools rush in You got no money, you got no car, you got no woman, and there you are Sittin' downtown in a railway station, one toke over the line I don't get angry when my Mom smokes pot, Hits the bottle and goes right to the rock She's so high, like Cleopatra, Joan of Arc or Aphrodite Dear mother can you hear me laughing? Mama, I just killed a man A bullet had found him, His blood ran as he cried, No money could save him , So he laid down and he died "Where'd ya get the gun, John?" Told him take off all his clothes and put your penis next to mine And the Bulge in my big big big big big big big big big big big big big big BIG Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis. Swingin' to the drums, swingin' to guitar, swingin' to the bass in the back of my car Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm, Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm It's like candy, I can feel it when you walk, even when you talk it takes over me Tequila Truck on down to the candy store, Bust your konk on peppermint candy Standing on the corner with a piece of pizza, Eat To The Beat Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Like a rock, standing arrow straight I wish I was anything but a rock. Heck, I'd even like to be a policeman . Mama, Mama. Someone said they made some noise, the cops have shot some girls and boys. Police and thieves in the street, scaring the nation with their guns and ammunition. Take me home, take me home, ooh baby let's get outta here. They got the guns but we got the numbers, gonna' win, yeah we're taking over. Tell all the folks in Russia and China too I'll give you a man who wants to rule the world I'm gonna sell my house in town and I'll be there. To shine in your Japan, to sparkle in your China, yes I'll be there. Everyone around me is a total stranger, everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger I told her dealer I was broke, he hired a camera man. We did a porno film for coke, I hear I'm big in Japan Hot sweet cherries on the vine Hey little apple blossom, what seems to be the problem? Worries, worries pile up on my head, Woe is me I should have stayed in bed.

QUOTE (fathom @ Sep 9, 2012 -> 06:18 PM) By my calculations, the Sox were 0-14 with man on 3rd during the KC series, including 8 at bats with less than two outs. Not once did they get the runner home. That is just plain ridiculous. Good f***ing grief.