Greg The Bull Luzinski

Dye is really starting to sicken me. I wish the puking smiley were still here.

Erstad up? Time to give that second baseman some work. 84 pitches to start the 8th, Ozzie needs to find a way to get Mcdougal in this game!

In all his twisted logic, has Ozzie given consideration to batting Uribe third since he is among our hottest hitters?

As awful as the offense has been, the defense and pitching have been pretty dam good so far this year.

I am waiting for Dye to trip over his own feet coming out of the box next.

Terraro was walkless in AAA, and he explodes with walks tonight. Again, Ozzie is punching Sweeney's ticket back to Charlotte as we speak.

Pre-2005 Crede has returned. Good luck getting him the big bucks Bora$$.

QUOTE(fathom @ May 11, 2007 -> 08:02 PM) Konerko's looked pretty s***ty all year. Fixed.

At the plate, Dye's body and head are flying in so many different directions, it looks like he is spontaneously combusting. An actual hitting might be helpful. Or maybe Dye should have got off his lazy ass and took some extra bp before the game like Konerko.

I hope it is not to cold to hit again. ... In channel surfing, I noticed Rowand is hitting 3rd for the Phils now.

Well that just clinched Sweeney's ticket back to Charlotte ... should that be green?

It is hard to decide who is colder right now ... Iguchi or Dye. I will say this, it is a lot easier to throw Pablo at 2B then it is to replace Dye.

QUOTE(southsideirish71 @ May 11, 2007 -> 07:34 PM) Even Hawk is talking about them attempting to lift everything. We come home and the softball team shows up. When even Hawk is beginning to grasp reality, you know there is a problem.

QUOTE(fathom @ May 11, 2007 -> 07:31 PM) Why can't we ever get hits against LHP? Lots of uppercut swings so far tonight. My first thought is, "Oh God, we are back at home. Now all the hitters are trying to play homerun derby again." This is evident in the upper cut swings. And our best contact many Sweeney (how sad is that?) is on the bench.

Why haven't Jesse and his PUSHers met with NHL about this issue?

Try not to suck in all facets of the game today.

Game. Set. Match.

QUOTE(fathom @ May 8, 2007 -> 10:07 PM) Oh good, Sisco's in to go to 3 balls on every hitter. He's just trying to give the umpire practice on what a strike should look like ... kind of like Borat asking that conveince store guy about cheese.

Is Damaso Marte available to end this game quickly?

QUOTE(fathom @ May 8, 2007 -> 10:05 PM) That 0-1 pitch was in his wheelhouse. Now time for him to chase a bus in traffic.

QUOTE(fathom @ May 8, 2007 -> 10:02 PM) Be patient....they won't mess this up. I would not bet on that Fathom. Dye, Erstad, and Pods ar the OF unless one (or two) gets shipped off by the trading deadline.

QUOTE(SoxAce @ May 8, 2007 -> 09:57 PM) This is already the difference. I think everyone can agree that BA wouldn't be batting in the 10th of a tie game. But Sweeney is. ... Unless Timo Perez is on the bench.

Time for our rookie and only all star representative to save the day.

I sure am glad we can afford to give another game away. In fact, I am glad that we can afford to give all of these game away in April and May.So we have to play .800 ball to compete in the division the rest of the way.

QUOTE(fathom @ May 8, 2007 -> 09:53 PM) We'll battle it out with the Twins this year....for 3rd place. ... and fail by at least 5 games.