southsider2k5

Ellis is getting sent down or buried.

Kudos to that minor league director for having these kids ready to play.

Oops.

Take 3rd kid. f*** it. Nothing to lose.

No chance to get Ellis.

Nice AB for Colas.

You had to see the balls hit against him.

He got crushed after coming back from the rain delay.

Leisure and Kopech can't be good on the same night. If one has it, the other blows it, I swear.

Sheets almost died on that play.

Literally nothing.

How about Brebbia?

Hello, AJ Preller please.

And lose the DH in the process.

Moldy with an OPS lower than the Sox winning percentage. I am not sure which is more impressively bad.

It is also James Shields day even more tragically.

He'll be back in a few weeks.

Paul: CAAAARRRRLLLLL. Why is our left fielder dead? Carl: I do not kill fielders that is my least favorite thing to do. Paul: Carl, they got you on the Jumbotron stabbing him 44 times. Carl: That will teach him to not bunt. Also try the Deep Fried Hands Milkshake, it is to die for. Paul: CCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLL

Not to mention your candidacy for Sainthood for trying to preach to the unknown heathens.

Thankfully no one had to live thru the failure years and rebuilds always work.

Hmmmmmmmm....

Nah, it's more like paying a contractor to work on your fix up project who then bolts with your cash. Then you hire his brother who dumps toxic waste in your basement.

But enough about Chris Getz...