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QUOTE(EvilJester99 @ Jan 12, 2005 -> 03:16 PM) Thing I use to do is if they drink coffee or water or whatever from a paper cup or what not like that. I would make pin holes near the lip area and when they tip it up to drink it pours onto their shirts.... We just did something similar to that (the hole was only the bottom creating a very slow leak) to our Manager and he thought he spilled the water and wenat and refilled it. After the second time, he realized the cup had a leak.

QUOTE(Texsox @ Jan 12, 2005 -> 03:01 PM) Have them call each other We don't have our own extensions, but I could put the other's cell number on their turret.

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Jan 12, 2005 -> 02:55 PM) How about the suicide hotline? I don't want to bother the people working there.

QUOTE(Texsox @ Jan 12, 2005 -> 02:43 PM) Tape down the switch hook on their phone so when they answer, the phone keeps ringing. Change their speed dials to porn lines etc. (do not violate any company policies) Sign them up for every free offer you can find, the stranger the better. We have headsets, but the speed dial thing gives me and idea. I can change the speed dial to his cell phone number.

QUOTE(Controlled Chaos @ Jan 12, 2005 -> 02:27 PM) Sounds like a productive day!!

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Jan 12, 2005 -> 02:18 PM) Ah, I thought you wanted something a little nicer. You owe them big time. You know how the pigeons get in the fans at CBOT and get chopped up? They found a head one time, stuck a paper clip in it and stuck it in the holes on the top of my monitor. It freaked me out. I got him better when about an hour later I took a half piece of altoid, colored it black and said, "Ewww, an eye fell off," and threw it at him across the room. He just about broke the window when his chair and him went flying backward.

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Jan 12, 2005 -> 02:07 PM) I did a great one on the night desk at work a couple of years ago. All of the desks face each other, so all of the computers sit right against each other. I took all of their mouses and reversed them to the computer sitting opposite them. So they couldn't see that their mouse was controlling the computer of the guy accross from them. They had to call tech support to fix their "problem". Been done. Let me explain. These guys have picked up dead birds out on the street and put them in my desk drawers and taped them under my desk. I always scold them for the disgustingness of the prank, but applaud the creativlty. That's why I need it to be semi-clean.

I need ideas to get a couple people at work.

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Jan 12, 2005 -> 01:06 PM) A kid I can see, but his wife? That is complete garbage. Absolutely, a kid. I agree, but not his wife or any other able adult.

http://www.wafb.com/Global/story.asp?S=2796714 She died at the scene of the crash, but her husband walked away. State police say the difference is he was wearing a seat belt. This man not only loses his wife but is charged for negligent homicide because his wife exercised here own choice? :headshake

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Jan 12, 2005 -> 12:38 PM) Plus there was a real easy way to not draw attention to his cache in the first place... don't use them on Iranis or Kurds in the first place. Amen. I also know a way to avoid war with the US. Don't advocate killing Americans abroad. Don't pay suicide bombers in Iran and Israel. Don't bury people in mass graves. Don't vilote 17 UN Security Council Resolutions. Seems simple.

QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Jan 12, 2005 -> 12:29 PM) Sure, but my daughter gets to be Mothra and my son will take over the '98 Tri-Star Godzilla. That one roars, so he likes it the most. You will probably get one of the stinker toys though, since you would be the newbie. GI Joe is welcome, as long as he keeps his crappy foriegn policies to himself. Damn it!

QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Jan 12, 2005 -> 12:33 PM) But Saddam always said he never had them. He just wouldn't buckle under the "let us in to look around" type of BS, probably for reasons of...ummm...I don't know, hating us and not believing in the UN. The UN doesn't exist if you don't want it to exist, is how he sees it I am sure. I for one am really shocked that there were no WMD and that Bush lied to us about it. He's the one that agreed to let the UN in after the Gulf War. He had no ground to stand on.

There's a lot of questions that need to be answered. The validity of our intelligence. Why Saddam would go to the brink of war, and ultimately war for a weapons system the he "never" had. It's a big mess that I don't think we'll ever get all the answers to.

QUOTE(RibbieRubarb @ Jan 12, 2005 -> 12:00 PM) Between posting all day and now coin collecting, do you also solve impossible crimes like Monk on the side? Monk is the greatest! Check the "Season Premiers" thread. He also watches ER and other shows. Oh yeah, and the Seinfeld thread. Mike, do you have multiple personalities?

Very funny. I don't believe for a second that this is real, though. My fav:

But, I thought the rich were going to get richer and the poor were going to get poorer under the Busg tax cuts????? More lefty scare tactics. :puke

QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Jan 12, 2005 -> 11:32 AM) I got it wrong. I'm so stupid. Ummm, something wrong with toys? I collect Godzilla toys. Heh, even attend the conventions every year. Somebody loan me a life... Can I come over and play?

State Quiz

QUOTE(EvilJester99 @ Jan 12, 2005 -> 11:25 AM) Star Wars or Star Trek?? Which is your favorite? Or better yet, which character to dress as at conventions?

Mike, you better reply before this gets out of hand.

Psst, Mike: Geeks Anonymous

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Jan 12, 2005 -> 10:55 AM) I got it , but I am coin collector so I inspect all of my pocketchange Why am I not surprised? Geek! :headshake

You're Iraq! An outcast from all you meet, you have very few friends who haven't later backstabbed you in some way or another. And you've made your share of mistakes... a little torture, a little coercion, a little stealing, it was all part of a day's work. It's hard to say if it deserves the kind of treatment you're getting now, though. When people look for someone to point to with a worse life than they have, they think of you first.