mreye

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Jan 26, 2005 -> 11:10 AM) Remind me not to buy a place in your neighborhood Don't ask me how it started.

I love it!

We have a tradition that if we're still up and partying at 4:00am, we race naked. To the end of the block and back or whatever depending on who's house we're at.

"Rover was fine until he saw that Regis was hosting instead of Dick Clark. That's when the drinking really started."

I can't help but think of Ray Stevens' "The Streak."

Today marks 19 years since Da Bears Super Bowl XX victory!

QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Jan 26, 2005 -> 10:35 AM) CART MASTER: Bring out your dead! CUSTOMER: Here's one. CART MASTER: Ninepence. DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead! CART MASTER: What? CUSTOMER: Nothing. Here's your ninepence. DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead! CART MASTER: 'Ere. He says he's not dead! CUSTOMER: Yes, he is. DEAD PERSON: I'm not! CART MASTER: He isn't? CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon. He's very ill. DEAD PERSON: I'm getting better! CUSTOMER: No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment. CART MASTER: Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations. DEAD PERSON: I don't want to go on the cart! CUSTOMER: Oh, don't be such a baby. CART MASTER: I can't take him. DEAD PERSON: I feel fine! CUSTOMER: Well, do us a favour. CART MASTER: I can't. CUSTOMER: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long. CART MASTER: No, I've got to go to the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today. CUSTOMER: Well, when's your next round? CART MASTER: Thursday. DEAD PERSON: I think I'll go for a walk. CUSTOMER: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do? DEAD PERSON: [singing] I feel happy. I feel happy. [*whop!*] CUSTOMER: Ah, thanks very much. CART MASTER: Not at all. See you on Thursday. Great stuff!

More than being hit on by a guy? Oh...wait.

QUOTE(Controlled Chaos @ Jan 26, 2005 -> 09:30 AM) I admire mreye's conservative posts he brings a lot to the discussion. Chaos is a true Conservative Wing Nut. I hope to enjoy a brew with him one day soon. Mike, this doesn't seem to be going too well.

I heard this on the radio this morning. Prayers to their familes and all those who have lost.

QUOTE(EvilJester99 @ Jan 26, 2005 -> 10:06 AM) Well atleast he wasn't doing the autopsy before he realized he was still alive.... Or embalming him.

QUOTE(Steff @ Jan 26, 2005 -> 10:03 AM) They could refuse to pay any part of the premiums, but they couldn't refuse to offer it if they offer it to others in the company. There will be a nice lawsuit over this.. in the millions. I wonder if the smokers were given a choice of whether to be fired or lose benefits.

QUOTE(Steff @ Jan 26, 2005 -> 09:58 AM) http://www.wral.com/news/4130346/detail.html Emergency medical technicians declared the 29-year-old Louisburg man dead Monday night and put him in a body bag for transport to the morgue. I thought that was the coroner's job.

I don't know about this. Couldn't they refuse health coverage?

QUOTE(Texsox @ Jan 26, 2005 -> 09:54 AM) How would we pay for year round school? In Texas, when it's 104 outside, do you expect the schools to just open windows? Would you ask teachers to work the additional time without an increase in pay? Would each grade level last one year? With an extra 2-3 months per year, we would add 24-36 months of instruction, what else would you teach in the extra 2 1/2 to 3 1/3 "traditional school years" of instruction? Instead of the current 12 years of education, the equivelent would be 15 to 16 years of instruction. I would teach them how to make change without a cash register. Frickin' morons!

QUOTE(Texsox @ Jan 26, 2005 -> 06:43 AM) I cannot believe Dog, the Bounty Hunter hasn't brought Osama in yet Money isn't going to matter. I doubt someone is waiting until the reward is "worth it" to turn him in. Don't speak too quickly. Some people don't buy lottery tickets until it gets over $200 Mil.

This could be veeeeeerrrrrrry good!

QUOTE(Texsox @ Jan 26, 2005 -> 09:11 AM) In flag football, I am certain Southsider ran a great post pattern I admire SS2k5's world view and ability to look at issues in a variety of ways. I admire Tex's ability to fool people into nominating him as "Conservative Poster".

Whatever! :puke http://www.complimentday.com/

QUOTE(Kalapse @ Jan 25, 2005 -> 04:07 PM) Why would you even want to toilet train an elephant? Have you seen the piles they leave?

QUOTE(SoxFan562004 @ Jan 25, 2005 -> 11:24 AM) I agree, if I want to be lectured I'll ask my dad about the work ethic of my generation

QUOTE(LowerCaseRepublican @ Jan 25, 2005 -> 02:54 PM) I've already turned in 20+ pieces of paper to this professor in the first week of class...THE FIRST WEEK. I can see he's quickly becoming your favorite.

QUOTE(LowerCaseRepublican @ Jan 25, 2005 -> 02:42 PM) You should add in me today...I gotta go drop $30+ in copying costs to turn in a homework assignment worth about 1% of our grade. I'd totally not do it but it hurts the rest of my group if I don't so -- needless to say I'm a real happy camper I do all my copying at work.

There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows: 11. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?" -- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912 10. "What the @#$% was that?" -- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945 9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" -- Custer, 1877 8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." -- Einstein, 1938 7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" -- Picasso, 1926 6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?" -- Pythagoras, 126 BC 5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" -- Michelangelo, 1566 4. "Where the @#$% are we?" -- Amelia Earhart, 1937 3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!" -- Noah, 4314 BC 2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" -- Bill Clinton, 1998 and a drum roll please............! 1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad." -- Saddam Hussein, 2003

QUOTE(Jabroni @ Jan 25, 2005 -> 12:37 PM) I heard it was a 2-year, $4.7 million base contract with incentives and a team option for 2007. I meant the option year base. Sorry.