FlaSoxxJim

QUOTE(TheBlackSox8 @ Sep 15, 2006 -> 08:41 PM) how can they tell this from 450 light years away? See Balta's explaination above, BlackSox. I mean, sheesh, what are you, stoopid or something?

Hello, It's Me by Todd Rundgren is, I think, the perfect pop song, so I'd add that to my list. I think Twenty Five or Six to Four has to make my list as well. I loved me some Terry Kath. bmags, anybody who'd get on you for including Day in the Life and God Only Knows (great picks) probably also likes ketchup on their hotdogs, so they can pound sand.

Two of Critic's picks would make my list Thin Lizzy - Boys Are Back In Town Cheap Trick - Surrender I believe he and I both got ragged on by Gleason for it the last time we did this too. I'll have to think abot the rest of that list.

QUOTE(StrangeSox @ Sep 15, 2006 -> 04:17 PM) I've gotten dirty looks at Superdog for ordering ketchup-only. Sorry, I just don't eat vegetables. "Ketchup is a vegetable" --FZ

QUOTE(Whitewashed in @ Sep 15, 2006 -> 04:08 PM) Bad enough that y'all have this affliction, but to be flaunting it almost like you were proud of it. . . (Hey, In looking through the smileys for the right one, I couldn't find the "Steff." Did that one get banned when I wasn't looking?)

QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Sep 15, 2006 -> 02:29 PM) They're a good band. But it's kind of funny that they should come up today. I was just commenting to another Canadian band about how I am pretty sure that the world next wave of great music is going to come from Canada. I made mention to them about April Wine. Then they show up. Creepy. Not as creepy as the fact that earlier somebody (that wasn't Kip) had a Chilliwak song come up in their shuffle. Rush? Randy Bachman?? Paul Schaffer??? Hecll No, Kim Mitchell and Chilliwak are the alpha and omega of Canadian music. And now, a quick addition to the shuffle kerfuffle: Future - Todd Rundgren Rain at the Drive-In - NRBQ I Me Mine - Beatles Shop Around - Smokey Robinson Take the Money and Run - Steve Miller Band Wind Up - Jethro Tull What A Shame - Steely Dan Saturday in the Park - Chicago Ballad of Easy Rider - Richard Thompson Caring Is Creepy - The Shins And the bonus shuffle winner: Jilted John - Jilted John

So very sad. Unlightened pedestrian tastebuds.

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Sep 15, 2006 -> 10:46 AM) They're old and set in their ways, what do you expect? Heck they probably still are listening to Zepplin IV on 8 track AND in quadraphonic, no less!

Hey, it's ok to like ketchup on your hotdogs . . If you're SIX YEARS OLD! You are all freaks of nature and a blight upon decent hotdog loving society. That is all.

QUOTE(Steff @ Sep 15, 2006 -> 05:29 AM) QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Sep 14, 2006 -> 06:23 AM) The morning shuffle: Salisbury Hill - Peter Gabriel (that came up for someone before too!) That just woke me up this morning. The aliens are coming.

That's crazy cool stuff.

QUOTE(The Critic @ Sep 14, 2006 -> 04:24 PM) Oh, yeah, Eddie also mentioned on Stern's show that Wolfie "spanks it" quite a bit. GEE, THANKS FOR MENTIONING THAT, DAD!!!! And here I thought a thread that had already touched on "Tommy Lee and his giant penis" had nowhere to go but up.

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "OH, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???" She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."

QUOTE(mreye @ Sep 14, 2006 -> 11:55 AM) They're going to sink in all the mud then. This is perfect. Maybe if they get stuck I'll turn them into Christmas decorations this winter! Oh, the humanity!

At least we can be thankful they satyed together long enough to have provided my the punch line to my favorite WS 2005 joke:: The 2005 World Champion Chicaggo White Sox – Only Bobby Brown has managed to beat up Houston more nights in a row!

QUOTE(Texsox @ Sep 14, 2006 -> 09:49 AM) Marley - I Can See Clearly Now Song Challenge!! From whence does this Marley version of Johnny Nash's masterpiece come from? I'm not saying such a cover doesn't exist, and if it does, please turn me on to it. Nash wrote the song, despite apocryphal stories about him buying the song for 50 bucks from some young Marley Kid while vacationing in jamaica. Marley did write a few other songs that Nash commissioned (Stir It Up, Comma Comma, Guava Jelly that I know of), but not I Can See Clearly Now. I've heard that some of the Wailers backed Nash on his recording of the song, but I've also heard that his backing band consisted of members of Average White Band. I don't know the actual studio roster. Jimmy Cliff did do a commercial cover of I Can See Clearly Now. It was used in the film Cool Runnings. maybe you are a lowdown mp3 theif and your track is actually this one mis-credited to Bob, hmm? Hothouse Flowers also did a cover, as did legendary local Florida reggae group the Puzzlers.

The morning shuffle: Hawking (Live Version) - Todd Rundgren Klook's Blues - Sydney Bichet Parade - Kevin Gilbert The Frozen Man - James taylor Fu@k Her Gently - Tanacious D Smackers - Bill Whatron and the Ingredients The Mariner's Revenge - The Decemberists Salisbury Hill - Peter Gabriel (that came up for someone before too!) I am the Walrus (Hammerhead Version) - Beatles And the guilty pleasure shuffle entry. . . Brandy - Looking G;ass Bonus # 11: Retrosexy - Chucklehead

QUOTE(Texsox @ Sep 14, 2006 -> 06:08 AM) Bunnies are the coolest pets. furry poop machines/python food

Don't waste your money on a new set of speakers. You get more mileage from a cheap pair of sneakers.

QUOTE(dmbjeff @ Sep 13, 2006 -> 10:55 AM) October 28th when we beat the Mets in the World Series. Keep the faith people. Here's hoping against hope. I might not truly believe it, of course, but I don't think I'll get much pleasure from picking our elimination date either. Kind of like guessing which family member is going to get cancer, the entertainment value is limited for me.

wow.

QUOTE(Texsox @ Sep 13, 2006 -> 11:14 AM) During a Scout training we needed to sew a patch on our uniforms. One of the guys in my group, an eye surgeon, pulled out one of those round needles and a hemostat and started sewing. Took him forever, but I don't think he left a scar on his uniform. *rimshot* He's here through Thursday, folks!

QUOTE(Texsox @ Sep 13, 2006 -> 11:03 AM) If you were older, I'd suggest internet porn . . . Back in the not too distant past When I would need a quick repast Or a temporary break from my agenda Up to the bedroom I would head Pull out the Playboy from 'neath the bed And sneak a peak at all the portraits of pudenda My alternatives were slim If I tried to find another source for sin I'd have to hang out with the losers in the backroom of my local video store But last month I finally made the call I got a brand new cable modem installed And it opened up the floodgates of a whole new universe of INTERNET PORN Internet porn: Roman orgy scenes Internet porn: Dominatrix queens Internet porn: Girl on girl on girl on girl on girl on guy on sheep Internet porn: Gross anatomy Internet porn: Pam and Tommy Lee Internet porn: When you're given so much to choose from who has time to sleep? Honestly honey, I dunno how the link got on there! After my girlfriend goes to sleep And I get out of bed and down the hall I creep So I can hunker down and wallow in depravity until 3 or 4 You'll always find me in that same tableau Silloueted by my monitor's warm glow And absorbing all the bounty from the cornocopia of INTERNET PORN Internet porn: Barely legal teens Internet porn: Naughty figurines Internet porn: Geriatric German grandmas spanking Spanish men Internet porn: Erotic Asian art Internet porn: Guys with extra parts Internet porn: I don't think I'm ever going to see the sun again! Internet porn: Male-in-love.com Internet porn: There's my neighbor's mom Internet porn: Bikers wearing diapers chasing nurses dressed like smurfs Internet porn: Massage le crevage Internet porn: Oh de' toi menage Internet porn: Every kind of smut from every corner of the earth!

Damn, GP. My heart goes out to you. I'm a fellow lifetime sports-related bad knee person. But nothing even close to what you described. Here's hoping the nurses were hot at least.

QUOTE(Texsox @ Sep 13, 2006 -> 10:15 AM) What would pair nicely with Ridley Turtle Soup? manatee burgers