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just DFA Abreu at this point so Vaughn can play 1B and we can have a proper OF of Pollock - Robert - Engel with Sheets at DH. I'm not joking.

Royals just reworked his deal to keep him around longer, I'd expect him to retire a Royal.

Me and Ron are sympatico in our Jose feelings.

When do we get to start talking about how bad Jose Abreu is?

This is just TLR's brilliant long-con to keep the Sox playing meaningful games all season in prep for the DEEP playoff run.......

I hate to admit I spent some dough on stubs to get that Ray Durham card, loving him though!

Lambert got absolutely shelled today by the Jumbo Shrimp.

Remember when we coulda just signed Joc Pederson for $6M-$7M in both of the previous 2 off-season's and avoided this whole mess?

Haha, I had typed out "he's the left handed version of what we were told Madrigal was" but decided I didn't want to anger the Nick stans on a day like today.

I want Arraez on the Sox real bad.

Can we hang Eloy's jersey up again now as if he died?

He's the size of a small whale.

Please come back soon YoYo

Feel like that goes for both our young Cuban studs unfortunately.

I've noticed some squinting/wincing after he's made plays in CF this year as well. I'm consistently terrified of him getting hurt and assumed I was looking too much into it.

Makes sense, I just want to instinctively blame the new guy.

Ahh yes, this was it, thanks.

Was anybody in the training staff fired from last year? I thought I remembered seeing that somebody was, but I see James Kruk is still there since taking over for Brian Ball in 2020.

Hahaha if this series doesn't do that we're really toast. I feel like I need a therapy session after the last 48 hours. How does one make themselves care less about April baseball games?

I hope the Twins sweep these jagoffs.

Oh weird, you mean running the guy coming off hip surgery non stop just to keep your idiot "MVP" out of DP situations has already backfired, who coulda seen that coming?

Ump told Tim "you already had the ball"

Is this team just awful on the road? Seriously wtf is this?

This is the dumbest day of Sox baseball I can remember. I really hope these guys just drank for 48 hours straight so at least there's an excuse.

Hasn't been a cleanly fielded ball yet, Tim and Jose are drunk and/or high, Keuchel throwing BP.