Rex Kickass

I see, you indeed are a truth seeker. A stein of mead raised to you dear friend!

Here's a question for you. The Michigan State band goes to a bowl game (mostly in theory) with the football team. When they travel, they work less but miss the same amount of school, if there is school to be missed. They get a sometimes rather large per diem. Do college players get that for road trips?

They came to him and got him out of retirement, right? And he delivered and helped get him into the postseason, right? Pay the man what he's worth to them. I think clemens' number is a lot closer to being right than the Astros.

Dog Poop in the NBA... It's FAAAAAAANNNN tastic.

That's not torture, that's ingenious.

A hamburger is more than the sum of its parts is what youre trying to say. However, Mayor McCheese is more than beef, he's also a bun, cheese pickles and ketchup. Cows have none of those things. That makes them not a hamburger. But perhaps Mayor McCheese went to Hamburger University. That would make him a hamburger. On every football Saturday.

How can you say a smart hamburger is not a hamburger. Is a smart bomb not still a bomb? Intelligence does not define who you are. Who you are does. He is at the very least part hamburger... and unless McDonaldland was created in the shadow of Three Mile Island, there are no known hamburger-human mutations.

How can you say they are not that different? The hamburglar eats hamburgers? Mayor McCheese IS a hamburger. Just a smart one. Maybe it's the special sauce. Seriously, all this Hamburglar persecution here. Have you ever thought he might be a product of a broken home, disadvantaged at birth by some reason, maybe its a mental condition? Have you noticed his speech impediment? Maybe that's related. Honestly, we have to address the root causes of crime in McDonaldland to get to the real bottom of this issue. In the words of my compatriots, Robble robble robble. Robble!

The Hamburglar is very obviously not a cannibal. It's clear to anyone that he is not the same species as Mayor McCheese or the Big Mac policeman. So perhaps he hunts them for sport.

So, they are shutting the streets down for voting? You're allowed to vote, as long as you don't have to get to the polls?

Translation: Don't you understand? I've been made fun of my looks for far too long. So I went to Beverly Hills and had some lipo and a nose job. Look at me! Don't look at me! *runs off crying*

I just went and saw "The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou," very much the best movie I've seen since Napoleon Dynamite. It was about the prettiest movie I saw and all the David Bowie songs sung in Portugese was a nice touch too.

You know what I love most about Grimace? I think they just spilled some ink on a McDonald land cartoon and went with it.

QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Jan 18, 2005 -> 02:09 PM) if Ny Quil works without booze, why was there ever any it to begin with? Cheaper than the depressant they had to put in it to take the alcohol out. They could make Sudafed without the ingredients that can be used in Crystal Meth. (In some states they do) But its cheaper to use the standard formula. Only when law mandates it, will drug companies change a formula.

QUOTE(Capn12 @ Jan 18, 2005 -> 04:47 AM) Definately the new Audioslave....been waiting long enough as it is... Also, the new Fiona Apple, if Sony will get off this bulls*** reasoning and just release the damn CD already.....we've been waiting 6 years now, just f***ing release it already!! As for CoCa...I kinda like the sound....I listen to Alt Nation on Sirius Satelite Radio alot now, and they play CoCa alot, and another band I'm REALLY starting to like... Muse....i like the sound. One more song they've played alot lately that I like for some reason: Hot Ride - Prodigy w/ Juliette Lewis Don't ask me, I like the sound. I woulda never known it was her singing if they didn't say so. I've heard a couple tracks from Fiona Apple's record. Its goood.

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QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Jan 18, 2005 -> 09:50 AM) No that title would go to Ken Harrelson hands down. If I had to hear how the White Sox tied the Yankees with 242 home runs again, I was going to kick his ass myself. He just kept repeating himself all weekend. I almost wondered if the dude is getting alzheimers or something. That's really my beef with the White Sox booth. So... much... dead... air...

QUOTE(Tannerfan @ Jan 17, 2005 -> 07:36 PM) In this day and age an angioplasty procedure is not that big of a deal, he'll be fine The only people allowed to say that are Larry King and Dick Cheney.

Some old traditions are worth it. Fences further back, fewer home runs, bigger emphasis on pitching, unique playing fields. Being able to tell players apart more easily, is something I like. If there was a reason like, we want the players to be more team focused, I could get behind that. If it's for the sake of tradition, feh.

It's funny about how streets get named after MLK. It has little to do with where anyone thinks it deserves to be placed. It usually happens in the poorest neighborhoods, because basically there aren't as many businesses to b**** about the cost of changing their stationery.

Ahh, the sanctity of marriage.

He'll be unemployed for a year or two. He might find a super small market job in a couple years if he got chops, and he's willing to work for peanuts. That's the nature of the business. The truth is someone in Podunk Minnesota isn't going to remember what a part time TV weatherman said in Vegas a few months from now.

It's not hard, when your right

QUOTE(TheBlackSox8 @ Jan 18, 2005 -> 12:51 AM) http://users.adelphia.net/~luv2hang/380.jpg that link is a blue print of the plane.... lol...it has a shop..a bar...a restaurant...gigantic bathroom...cabins for passengers to rest in...3 different classes on two levels...wtf...you can live on the f***ing thing...just stop and refuel Nice image, but I'm willing to bet that the non-seats stuff in the plane will become as prevalent as the lounge in the 747 hump.