Jack Parkman

Cy Bubic.

No I didn't but I know how their fans describe them, and it sounds exactly like this offense. When they're hot they're hot but otherwise just putrid.

The entire lineup struggles to catch up to 90 mph fastballs.

Sox offense already starting to remind me of the 2017-20 Cubs.

The approach by the hitters is just terrible. Everyone swinging at bullshit.

Yeah Collins is awful back there.

No I was serious.

Just keep him and let the chips fall where they may.

They re-signed Lynn so keeping him is fine.

Wow, the Sox minor leaguers must really suck.

Nice pun, LMAO

Better Comp.

This is Luzardo's first full season. I meant 2019.

Luzardo has sucked about as hard as Cease did in 2019 when he got called up. That is the equivalent.

I know Luzardo has been ass this year, but this is like trading Cease last year. If these are the prices then idk how the Sox can get anything done really.

Whatever they're doing with Kopech and Crochet makes no sense.

Fuck your Michael Kay bullshit. You stop this right now, Bobby Boucher. The Jankees are the devil.

^^^^^

I watch this team 3-4x a week and I wonder how in the fuck they're over .500.

How come he doesn't look that slow in LF?

I'm starting to come to grips with the idea that Kopech and Crochet are never leaving the bullpen. I just don't know how it happens.

BTW when I said that the Sox only had players that get crappy relievers in the minors that was with Burger and Sheets on the MLB team. When I talk about "crappy minors, not getting much" it's with the understanding that there are certain players that should only be traded for controllable pieces.

Those guys are the Sox best trade chips. They should be used for someone decent. As we've seen relievers are very fickle. It just seems like everyone else is offering more interesting players than the sox have to offer.

Yes, but shitty ones. I really don't want to waste Burger/Sheets on rental relievers.