Jack Parkman

Sorry wrong thread lol.

He's clearly pressing. When the lineup was scoring runs he was a monster even without the power.

Was that a giant kielbasa? Lol That lady looked pretty excited to be holding a giant sausage in front of a camera.

Ask the HOF baseball person.

Where's Randy Quaid when you need him?

They're swinging through meatballs right now. Have yourself a day, Tim.

Lolz

Depends on if it's a soft tissue bruise or a bone bruise.

I see what you did there lol.

Expecting a 10 day IL stint.

Bruised Knee DTD.

QFT

Yeesh. What a horseshit swing from Clam there.

Do we have another Hahn Presser tomorrow? Place bets now!

Even so, still probably an IL stint.

This is our penance.

We're White Sox fans. We're not allowed to have nice things.

Accurate.

Fuck me

He's been a walk machine this year.

When was the last time Moncada had an XBH?

They're obviously using the Dollar General store brand. Gotta make up for the 9 figure losses during the Covid season.

@Capn12 Hopefully you're correct.

While true, he's still an issue. He's a severely overpaid #5 right now.

Lol. Wheeler is absolutely shoving for Philly. Le sigh.