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Ed Farmer talking about Lazarus. lol "He's a quick healer".

Sox gain independence from .500. Should be a thing.

it should be that fail song from the price is right.

QUOTE (SoxAce @ Jul 3, 2011 -> 11:59 AM) Memo to self. Never let your best friend's confrontational girlfriend in your new car, or you will be paying over 200$ in damages to it. what a b****. you should have taken her shoes from her and made her walk.

i would probably rather listen to a chupacabra making sex to a cactus. awful show, terrible people. larry holmes on 670 is better. just so you don't have to listen: the fat and stupid one: joining us now is the shortstop for the chicago white sox, paul konerko. greenie, there is another team in chicago? the metrosexual: they had some good deals at banana republic on the mag mile. fab! the fat and stupid one: eats 3 f***ing hot dogs at 7 in the morning. the metrosexual: so paul, how tough is it to play at wrigley park? pk: its tough. the metrosexual: being from chicago, are you sad that oprah is ending her run? pk: no, but adam dunn is and thats why he sucks. the fat and stupid one: oprah! psshh. my wife likes her. the metrosexual: so jacob, do you hate kicking at soldier field? i know it can be tough with the wind and everything, but also there are some fab stores close by. pk. i hate kicking at soldier field. the metrosexual: your teams jersey is blue, i think it looks fab, but i would probably go with a different shade. what do you think? pk: periwinkle is my preference. larry holmes: super fly. my show isn't the most awful ear rape in chicagoland. the metrosexual: laurence of arabia, that hurts my feelings, im going to go to the gap and eat a pint of ice cream and vagisil and get a pedicure.

hope she has vd

QUOTE (Dick Allen @ Jul 4, 2011 -> 02:22 PM) There was a regular Saturday night fireworks game about this time of year several years ago where Buehrle had it done in less than 2 hours. They started the fireworks show while it was light out. In fact it still was light when the show was over. Vendors do not like Mark Buehrle. I liked this story.

QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Jul 4, 2011 -> 11:25 AM) Lookin' forward to seeing Hosmer/Moustakas fail.

and britain.

i speaks the truff like odb did, but its always fun to wake up and read what the truth is.

QUOTE (greg775 @ Jul 3, 2011 -> 01:39 PM) How you can blame him and not this offense confuses me. i do blame the o. i have been tolerant of dunn but its at the point where you are.500 with no c contribution from him so write itoff this year and pray it doesn't happen again. doesn't change the face that most obgyns would reccomend vagisil for dunn.

QUOTE (greg775 @ Jul 3, 2011 -> 01:24 PM) How can you tell that? Ramirez is a pretty good hitter. im at the game and i can tell- andthere is af***ing pole obstructing my view of the mound. dude is the sox worst pitcher and needs vagisil.

QUOTE (IowanSoxFan @ Jun 23, 2011 -> 11:52 AM) BP Cup > Stanley Cup I agree, and the BP Cup is laughably worthless to me. The indoor Canadian soccer on ice Cup to me is about as meaningful as a cup that I can get refills in (I never do) at McDonalds.

QUOTE (witesoxfan @ May 31, 2011 -> 11:10 PM) I love me some dark meat Just the ones that wear sarees.

QUOTE (FlySox87 @ Jul 3, 2011 -> 12:43 AM) Dr. Zhivago That's on my list to see just because of True Romance.

QUOTE (lostfan @ Mar 9, 2011 -> 09:05 PM) I need to stop caring about what the portfolio looks like week to week... in 2008 and 2009 I didn't look at it at all. I would probably go crazy, and I don't consider myself one to make a lot of trades (sometimes 1-2 actions/month). Maybe once in a while I won't check the portfolio, but I need to get a quote from my favorites. Some I don't care about day to day, like Natural Gas plays, but others (Tech) I have to know about because admittedly some are risky (LVLT).

QUOTE (farmteam @ Jul 2, 2011 -> 01:49 AM) I'm the only person I know that doesn't like Chipotle. Chipotle can keep it. If a Chipotle was right next door and the closest Taco Bell was 15 minutes away, I would go to the Taco Bell 100% of the time and not think twice about it.

It was his water cooler.

Really, with Wilson it seems like every time I catch a Giants game in a save situation he is getting himself in trouble. *Edit* This year.

And it was Inge who got doubled off, and who I dislike. Good.

Watching the replay- lmao @ Alexei fanning Dunn with a towel after he scored from 1st on the triple.

QUOTE (Iwritecode @ Jul 1, 2011 -> 11:43 AM) Spaceballs is one of my favorite movies of all time. A few of the 'Scary Movie' movies are pretty funny too. Haven't seen Spaceballs, but I know quite a few people that love it. I wasn't grouping it with those movies, though. Just about anything mid-late nineties and on though-

If we're talking about movies I want to see, but haven't: Taxi Driver Movies that I have no desire to see but everyone can't shut up about: Hangover(s). I watched H1 about midway through and took it out of my dvd player. I gave it to my lil bro. Transformers franchise Fast and Furios franchise Avatar ALL of those dumbass spoof movies. I've actually lowered my opinion of people I know who have admitted to watching and/or liking these.

I'll be at the game Sunday, hopefully they make it up to me for the awful time I had @ The Cell for the Monday game of the first series. Won't get a chance to watch Friday/Saturday until CSN replays it or mlb.tv makes it available.

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Jul 1, 2011 -> 09:31 AM) What did you end up getting? Mongolian Beef lunch which comes with an egg roll (always go veggie for those), crab rangoon, and fried rice- all for $5.25 IIRC. Generous portions of the rice/beef, and everything was phenomenal until the very end. Wish I hadn't seen it.