Gregory Pratt

Freddy has a lot of problems. The biggest being, IMO, that his fastball is an offspeed pitch.

Slav -- Hope your nephew has a great birthday, Prawn.

Campaign "Handler": Rex (seems he's always the one to contact me when I say something offensive!) (Jokes aside, he knows his stuff.) SleepyWhiteSox, LosMediasBlancas, Dick Allen, SoxAce and SoxFan1. FlaSoxxJim would have to have a job in there, too. I'd give fathom a job, too. He could be my George George Stephanopoulos, and kudos to you if you get that.

QUOTE(Jordan4life_2006 @ Aug 3, 2006 -> 01:05 AM) This is why were 8 1/2 games behind Detroit. How many times have we taken the first two games of a series only to lay an egg in the finale? I'm thinking atleast 8 or 9 times. Detroit usually sweeps a team after winning the first two. Our bullpen has fallen apart after pitching so well for a while. We just can't seem to get the starters and 'pen goin' at the same time. I call BS. We're eight and a half behind Detroit because we lost consecutive series' to Boston, New York, Texas, Detroit and Minnesota, and a couple of those were sweeps. We were two and a half (three and a half?) behind until that awful stretch. We'd be in such a better position if we'd won two out of three at those times, or if we'd put up a fight against the Yankees/Twins.

Damn it Mac. Damn it Cotts. Damn it Thornton. Damn it Jenks. You're not allowed to have bad stretches at once!

Come on, Cotts.

We're going to have to battle in the top of the ninth. I hope we do.

Hey, awesome! Where are we in the game, exactly, inning-wise and sh-t? Bottom of the eighth? IT'S STARTING!! GET IN THE THREAD, FATHOM, DICK ALLEN, MILKMAN!!!!! GET TO THE CHOPPA!

Awful idea. Never concede a game.

Stolen Elections? Those don't happen in America (unless a QuincyAdamsSamTildenRichardNixonorAlGore are the candidates that don't benefit)!

The Major League Hall of Fame? But I thought they were in the business of keeping some of the best in our country's history out, too? F-ck the HOF.

Good going, Chase.

Worse yet, I love walking in the rain, so I went out, but the rain had stopped around here and all it was was a little bit of drizzle and some lightning but nothing else. F-ck.

Two more innings to do damage, rain-willing.

God, I hate games against Kansas City.

QUOTE(Dick Allen @ Aug 2, 2006 -> 08:37 PM) not that there's anything wrong with it. But there is something wrong with Uribe not making plays! Anyone here ever do any wrestling, fake or otherwise?

QUOTE(Dick Allen @ Aug 2, 2006 -> 08:36 PM) I think they said it would be an hour or 2. I still wouldn't take any chances and have Freddy on a short leash and not worry about his getting a W. To a point, I respect Ozzie's willingness to let a pitcher pitch through a game even when he struggles so as to not deplete his bullpen... ...but when Freddy Garcia has no fastball, and Vazquez is a nut, he shouldn't look for his pitcher to win. F-ck that.

I know my title says Brokeback Pratt, but I am not a homosexual, and I haven't watched Brokeback Mountain, either. Thought I'd get that out of the way.

Do you believe in life after love?

QUOTE(TitoMB345 @ Aug 2, 2006 -> 08:29 PM) Seriously. Okay, so what is your favorite finish move? I have to say the Mandible Claw, with Mr. Socko, not the old Mankind one. Sharpshooter, or the Superkick. I'm fond of the Razor's Edge, though, but only if done hard.

QUOTE(TitoMB345 @ Aug 2, 2006 -> 08:26 PM) What the CRAP is that supposed to mean? But yes, that is the DX I grew up with as well. I don't think I saw HBK in D-X either. I also liked the storyline with Kane and X-pac. I was asking if you'd ever seen a three inch clitoris. I'm teasing! I hated Kane and X-Pac. I was ten and I could still see where it was going a mile away.

QUOTE(fathom @ Aug 2, 2006 -> 08:24 PM) Please don't tell Gregory Pratt that another athlete smokes pot Is he a fat disappointment who has declined for years now after consistently gaining weight presumably from a lack of discipline that can be attributed to heavy partying, hmm?

QUOTE(Dick Allen @ Aug 2, 2006 -> 08:23 PM) I wonder what Ozzie would be like after a couple of bong hits. Hello!

QUOTE(TitoMB345 @ Aug 2, 2006 -> 08:21 PM) Meh, I liked it. Wedding Singer was good though, don't get me wrong. And the NAO were kickass, as was the rest of D-X. I LOVED D-X! I can't recall HBK's D-X days too vividly, though the first big wrestling match I remember was HBK v. Undertaker in the Cell. DX, to me growing up, was Hunter, the NAO, X-Pac and Chyna. I've never seen her porno video, but I've seen still shots, and she has a small dick or a three inch clitoris. Ever see one of those, Tito?

QUOTE(Heads22 @ Aug 2, 2006 -> 08:20 PM) I think he's called chief because he looks Native Americanoish. I thought the same thing. Now he looks like he's sold out his heritage, yo.