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QUOTE(Felix @ Aug 10, 2006 -> 10:00 PM) The YES network realizes that Don Cooper isn't actually a god. Coop will fix it.

Meatball to Jeter. Strike one.

QUOTE(fathom @ Aug 10, 2006 -> 09:58 PM) You walk him here, and you better get the pen up. Yo.

QUOTE(whitesoxfan101 @ Aug 10, 2006 -> 09:55 PM) Well that sucks. Although, I just thought of the idea for a Boone Logan, Mike Ditka, Chuck Norris every man for himself wrestling match inside a cage. That would be pretty nifty. Logan's size 16 feet might prove the difference. QUOTE(southsideirish71 @ Aug 10, 2006 -> 09:55 PM) We have to lead the league in taken third strikes. What happened to the old adage of protecting the plate, especially with RISP and 2 outs. Seriously. That's so 2005.

Top of 4th inning. "Attention fans, a change for your scorecard. Now pitching for the White Sox: Boone Logan."

Lots of pitches from the Moose. That's good. QUOTE(whitesoxfan101 @ Aug 10, 2006 -> 09:53 PM) Indeed, the fact that Fidel's brother is a Boone Logan fan is the reason that his totalitarian dicatorship will not work. Boone Logan is no friend of totalitarian dictators. They hate Boone Logan because they hate freedom.

QUOTE(whitesoxfan101 @ Aug 10, 2006 -> 09:51 PM) I also want to be in the Boone Logan fan club. I think everybody is a fan of Boone Logan except Fidel. Fidel's brother, however, is a huge fan. This has been the biggest change in Cuba since Fidel's surgery.

QUOTE(Heads22 @ Aug 10, 2006 -> 09:50 PM) SPEEDY DYE Is Dye a fast slow man or a slow fast man? Mussina's hanging a few.

Pierz flies out. Surprisingly, he throws his bat.

QUOTE(fathom @ Aug 10, 2006 -> 09:47 PM) To show I'm an equal opportunity criticizer, Francona should be ashamed of himself for leaving in Schilling as long as he did tonight. Their pitching (starting and relief) has really been shaky.

QUOTE(mr_genius @ Aug 10, 2006 -> 09:47 PM) everyone does Indeed. By the way, Brandon McCarthy should be warming up right now, right?

QUOTE(Jimbo @ Aug 10, 2006 -> 09:44 PM) twins lose royals tie the game up cmon sox, its in our hands!!! The Red Sox are finding out that the Royals can be a big pain in the butt.

QUOTE(Heads22 @ Aug 10, 2006 -> 09:43 PM) Put me in the BLogan fan club./ I LLLOOOOVVE Boone Logan.

QUOTE(GoRowand33 @ Aug 10, 2006 -> 09:42 PM) 65 pitches through 3 innings Guy's a big baby. Zero concentration. Shaky focus. Has to be talked through the inning like a 5 year old.

QUOTE(fathom @ Aug 10, 2006 -> 09:40 PM) You walk the leadoff hitter in a 4-0 game, and you're asking for this. Yeah, and Hawk and D.J. wanted that 3-2 pitch for Javy. It was a ball. Clearly a ball. Once again, our pitchers give back runs. Clock . . . work.

QUOTE(TitoMB345 @ Aug 10, 2006 -> 09:40 PM) Javy looks terrible, again. I'm shocked. I know you are, too.

QUOTE(fathom @ Aug 10, 2006 -> 09:38 PM) Vazquez looks like crap this inning. He keeps throwing his fastball down in the zone, and it has no life. We're lucky it's not 4-3. Good location to Giambi. Vazquez is an ace.

QUOTE(BigSqwert @ Aug 9, 2006 -> 07:21 PM) Speedy wheels runs it down for the 3rd out. Ah, Jermaine. Nerve-wracking, but got it done. Okay.

QUOTE(TitoMB345 @ Aug 9, 2006 -> 07:16 PM) Man, how many times is this team going to kill the momentum they gained from the night before? Unbelievable. About as many times as our pitchers give back runs from the previous inning. Anyone seeing the splits from these hitters against Garland? Jeez.

QUOTE(southsideirish71 @ Aug 7, 2006 -> 08:30 PM) Hopefully Ozzie will learn when to recognize fatigue in a starting pitcher. Those will be good times.

QUOTE(fathom @ Aug 7, 2006 -> 08:08 PM) Sandy walks? That happens about once every decade. Buehrle's ERA is now 4.89. Trying to pass Garcia.

QUOTE(Kalapse @ Aug 3, 2006 -> 09:13 PM) Real bad. Quite the weak attempt at sarcasm. Thanks for being there to police sarcasm. That's real important, and God bless you for saving us from this type of activity.

Great idea with this thread, and let me chime right in here: Javier Vazquez es bad.

QUOTE(Milkman delivers @ Aug 2, 2006 -> 09:21 PM) How many other managers in baseball do you think would have replaced Pods with Mackowiak by now? Every third day, that's impossible. Because Mack's in center, where he's the best.

QUOTE(southsideirish71 @ Jul 31, 2006 -> 03:28 PM) The whitesox have announced the signing of a prominant sports pyschologist Dr. Ivan Humperlink who will work with Javy to help him get over his phobia with going beyond the 5th inning. Dr. Humperlink believes that after 30 days, he will have Javy beyond the 5th inning or your money back. Dr. Humperlink was recommended to White Sox GM Ken Williams by Pittsburgh GM Dave Littlefield. Littlefield, who had received much criticism for several years of questionable trade deadline deals, had suffered from low self-esteem. Littlefield, however, felt so good after his time with Humperlink that he continued his run of asinine deals today. This result impressed Williams greatly, and Vazquez is reported to be meeting with Humperlink on Wednesday.