Capn12

The main numbers I'm watching for Cottsy is the all-important K/BB ratio. I would love to see it at 3:1, hell, I'll even take 2:1 for starters.

Nah, not pointless...made me think of something in the general topic of cheesy movies that made me laugh. I don't know if it was just me, or if others feel the same, but EVERY time I used to watch MST3K(Mystery Science Theatre 3000 for those not in the know), I used to find myself laughing non-stop. That, to me, is some DAMN funny stuff. Everytime I noticed something about the movie they were watching that made me think something, sure enough Joel/Mike and the robots said the same thing. Ah, I miss that show...still comes on at 9 AM on Saturday mornings on Sci-Fi.

Thanks for the mention! My fav name is AssHat Sox Fan When I first saw that I busted out laughing. Was the same for me when I first saw Cy Young Porzio....

Hmmm...one of my favorites would have to be.... MartePartay Theres also AsshatSoxfan, OfficerKarkovice, and my all time favorite... Capn12....thats pure genius there....and that guy always posts the most intelligent things on here.

Maybe the first time EVER that the words "Bea Arthur" and "fine bod" were used in same sentence.

Wow....you all sure do get worked up over not too much....this...its just a Message Board. None of us have to sit in front of each other and debate whether 1 member called another member something.....honestly, I have no clue whats goin on, and probably better to keep it that way. Visit the boards, post on whatever you want, limit the "no, youre a dumbass" type posts, and the Soxtalk boards will keep on a runnin.....No need for a new Daytime Soap Opera on here.

Maybe for Maggs....yeah, I know to some it sounds ridiculous, but we would save 14 mill, and I'd LOVE to have a stud in the OF that is so young, with playoff experience!!! It would also mean maybe we could actually keep alot of the rest of the team.

Hmmm....morning? I'll use that term figuratively, considering I work 2nd shift at out hospital in town. Being so, I leave work at midnight, go to gym until 2 AM, play a little Everquest until 6 or 7 AM, then hit the bed. So, with that being said, my "morning" begins around 3 PM. Wake up between 3 and 3:15 PM. Look around, think of potential ways to sleep 5 more minutes. Grab towel and wash cloth and throw them in the bathroom Start hot water i shower, it takes a good 60-90 seconds to actually get hot Honor the best nation around......urination. Jump in the shower Get out of shower, deodorize, cologne, hair brushing Brush teeth Hit the orange Listerine (Whoa, that burns) Shave the rogue facial hairs Flush toilet Get Dressed (Socks, then Pants, then shirt, then hat, then shoes) Grab Cell phone, wallet, keys Open, re-lock and close door I'm on my way

I have been one of the 11 Marlins supporters throughout the playoffs....don't fail me now, Jack McKeon and crew....beat the Flubs!!!

OK, cluj.....got a 0.1890 as a low so far in 3 tries. Home Run

I honestly must say.....and its hard for me to say this....but, so far I have to say that the Sox organization is doing EVERYTHING I wanted this off-season. Rebuilding the Upper Deck, firing JM, keeping Coop, offering Colon a good enough contract to where if he declines, we did our best IMO. Is this the same Sox organization I have grown to know and despise???

Especially the Strong Bad emails about "Techno" ....the system is down, the system is down.... AND, the episode with Drawing Dragons......"TROG-DOR!!!!!!" I see that i'm the only one on here giving love to Boomhauer....that guy is the only reason I used to watch King of the Hill....and I agree with Apu, Brak and Zorak are pretty good also.

Nice going The Chort....

Thats some damn funny stuff, Spiff....go download Aqua Teen Hunger Force- The Mooninites... fron Kazaa...good stuff. Also, lets not forget Boomhauer from King of the Hill...hes great. "..yeahboyitellyawhat....getonthatcomputer.....seethatporn....click, clickclickclickclick.."

Approximately eleventy-seven Police Academies were made....

Marzipan....hands down. Oh, and about Grape-Ape.....man, I used to love watchin Grape Ape, and You remember this one???..... "...here comes help, here comes action, here come Buford..." He was teh red lazy dog that was in the back of a truck all the time...thats about all i remember about it...pretty sad.

I always thought it would be a good idea for a company after the year 2000 to put out a "Greys Sports Almanac- 50 Years of Sports Statistics". Make it just like the one that was in the BTTF trilogy...Hell, I'd buy it just because of the meaning of it.

Jeez o' Pete!!! You forgot the best damned trilogy there ever was!!!!...... ".....because next Saturday night, Marty, we're sending you BACK....TO THE FUTURE!!!!" That will always be #1 to me.

Yeah, I know there are plenty of porn site on the net----wait, scratch that....I don't know anything about any porn on the internet.....WOW, when did that happen???

I happen to agree. Now that Roman is gone, things should be better around here. I look forward to this offseason and welcome back to lurking at soxtalk.com 1549 Why all the Roman haters? Cuz he made fun of ppl and disagreed without reason to Yeah, but at least he never changed his opinion about any Sox player...he stood behind the same guys through thick and thin, like Loaiza...

Big girls need love too....just not from me, I guess.... 1549...I know it man, I took a few days off from the boards, and come back to a Roman ban, and missed porn opportunity!!!

She's a bit overweight for me, Steve...

Goddamnit!!! A day with missed potential porn is nary a day at all!!!! Figures....ain't nothing wrong with a little porn, oh but yes.

Anythnig that features the sultry Jessica Alba is in good taste, I assure you!!!!