and it goes like this....
Good Morning baseball fans.
An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in Milwaukee and trying
to
make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she's
a
Brewers
fan. She asks the class to raise their hands if they too are Brewers fans.
Everyone
in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks
at
the girl
with surprise and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?" Because
I'm
not a
Brewers fan," she replied. The teacher,still shocked, asked: "Well, if
you're not a
Brewers fan, then who do you support?" "I'm a Cubs fan, and proud of it,"
Mary
replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. "Well, Mary, might you
explain why
you are a Cubs fan?" "Because my Mom and Dad are from Chicago and my Mom
is
a Cubs fan and my dad is a Cubs fan, so I'm a Cubs fan too!" "Well," said
the
teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be a
Cubs fan.
You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your
Mom was a
prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and a car thief, what would you
be
then?" Mary said, "I'd be a White Sox fan."