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Dr.Gregory House did this years ago. Except instead of gps he used a ruler and instead of surgical equipment he used a plastic spork.

QUOTE (Tony82087 @ Jun 14, 2009 -> 05:16 PM) Relax, it's a nickname. Those are the BEST nicknames anyways...the ones that make people ask why do they call him that?

QUOTE (knightni @ Jun 14, 2009 -> 05:05 PM) What would happen if an asteroid the size of texas hit the planet? Hopefully it would hit Texas.

The whitesox burden is slowly lifting off my shoulders...

Why am I not shocked by this. That whole webio thing had to be some kind of corrupt to get off the ground with all the advertisement and not even a leg to stand on. Everyone knew it was a failure before they even started.

QUOTE (fathom @ Jun 14, 2009 -> 03:50 PM) Wait, we can't express our displeasure in the game thread that not only is Wise is playing, but then how he failed a few fundamental plays during the game? I didnt say you couldnt. Feel free to say 50 million times throughout, cause god knows that is what happens. It adds alot.

QUOTE (Thunderbolt @ Jun 14, 2009 -> 03:45 PM) Do you really not like the idea of making us a better team and would you rather b**** at the thought of watching a better lineup take the field? We all love this team, we want to win, we love to win. We don't always need to win in spite of a couple of guys though. So the more we b**** about Wise playing in our Gmae thread the better chance we have that Ozzie is going to DFA him?

QUOTE (knightni @ Jun 14, 2009 -> 03:38 PM) Well. At least they got one run. Dont you dare talk about anything positive. It is getting in the way of me talking s*** about Wise,Fields, and Getz. So you just stop with that. Wise should be DFA'd did I mention that 47 times yet?

Scotty Pods has officially reinvented the game of baseball. He is a beast.

QUOTE (sayitaintso @ Jun 14, 2009 -> 03:25 PM) Apparently you didn't catch the sarcasam... apparently you havent seen this thread with the majority being outlandish statements.

QUOTE (sayitaintso @ Jun 14, 2009 -> 03:21 PM) It sure seems that way, maybe he's managing to get fired. jesus please. If Ozzie didnt want to coach here anymore he would quit.

QUOTE (Thunderbolt @ Jun 14, 2009 -> 03:06 PM) I wonder if the Brewers like what they see in Dotel? If they dont know what they would get in Dotel before they have seen him this series than they have a horrible scouting department.

I dont like it and I am not one to complain about trading minor leaguers but this kid was impressive in the WBC IIRC. But hey what do I know.

go team go hooray team lets all share a block of cheese

QUOTE (Texsox @ Jun 14, 2009 -> 08:01 AM) Some posters have a vision of this place like a neighborhood bar, others as an ivory tower. The reality should be somewhere in between. While we do develop a certain level of friendship with dozens of posters here, there are hundreds more who are also here. Many of the problems occur when "outsiders" enter into friendly bar banter between friends. I believe raising the level of discussion, by force, to some high academic standard would be death to the site, equally troubling is lowering it to a drunken, profanity filled, standard. Restating what has already been said, but perhaps in a different way, can we reach a level of a Thanksgiving dinner with grandma and grandpa and the local Pastor? What the hell are you talking about Tex?LOL That conversation would be boring. We are not asking for it to be like Thanksgiving dinner with grandma and Pastor Busby,are we?

QUOTE (Brian @ Jun 13, 2009 -> 09:19 PM) I hate when Cubs fans do that. It's Miller Park. Let's not lower ourselves to their arrogance. You just want to distance yourself as far as possible from anything that a Cub fan would do,dont you? Why put so much energy into anything Cubdumb? I think it was great that they were chanting that, I didnt find it to be disrespectful at all. It was all in good fun.

QUOTE (T R U @ Jun 14, 2009 -> 05:08 AM) You must not have seen a lot of women then No you are right, I have seen maybe four or five including my mother but she wouldnt count.

QUOTE (Chet Kincaid @ Jun 13, 2009 -> 05:21 PM) I think Kenny has Thornton involved in a blockbuster trade. He doesn't want him to get hurt or diminish his trade value. I cant express in words how false I think this is. Guys like Thornton dont just grow on trees,if anything Thornton is next in line to close if Bobby gets traded.

The best things that I have happened to the Count in his career is right after EVERYONE had counted him out. Pun kinda of intended cause it is so fitting. It is crazy when you think about how his career has gone.

Bob your sig is probably the sexiest woman I have ever seen in my 27 years years on this planet. She is just so remarkable...I love her...I f***ing lover her man.

QUOTE (Thunderbolt @ Jun 13, 2009 -> 04:03 PM) It depends. Are their honey's at this party? No but there is honey.

He is Carlos Lee in the making.

The Cub offense is so brutal. It sadly might take a series with our Sox to awaken them, but it might go the other way who knows.

QUOTE (fathom @ Jun 13, 2009 -> 11:11 AM) Chicagosports.com has all the North stuff and webio's problems. The Sun Times reported North is fired from the Webio. Which I didnt see anywhere in the article above.

QUOTE (Thunderbolt @ Jun 12, 2009 -> 10:28 PM) This is heresy to some, but I hate his cover of Such Great Heights. It just saps all the energy out of a pretty upbeat song. I much prefer the original, or even the Ben Fold’s cover. I think that was the point of him doing it. Having it sung in the exact opposite tone of what it was written for.