Texsox

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Sep 26, 2005 -> 07:22 AM) I never thought I would see the deadliest terror attack in our history, the most expensive natural disaster in our history, and a war in the same 5 year administration. Good time to cut revenue. This is so costly, the only way to pay for it is if the government cut taxes back to zero. KAP, notice my man Hammer isn't on the list '08 He is arguably the most investigated politician right now and he is indictment free, 100% tested and ready to be driven.

LOL, "Dude where's my food" Do tell how he enjoyed his flight. I'm not certain how much I would enjoy that. Although it does seem very cool.

QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Sep 26, 2005 -> 07:59 AM) I should read the labels more carefully. On the "officially licensed" Rally Crede For topical use only. Do not take internally. Discontinue use if skin rash develops. Do not swallow. May cause drowsiness. Void after midnight October 25th. See your Psychologist if you call out Rally Crede during sex.

Either route can be successful. The wild card brings lower expectations, a we're just happy to be here looseness. The best record in the frickin' AL, brings a certain swagger, but the bullseye on the back. It all depends on how it gets spun. I think it's rather overblown actually. I'd rather be playing the AL East winner than the West. I'll bet the players have a favorite, although I doubt they will say it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_dolphins

QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Sep 25, 2005 -> 11:58 PM) Is Batman stalking you again? I think we just stumbled into a little sex game that Rex Kickass plays. I wonder if he's the Boy Wonder

QUOTE(kapkomet @ Sep 25, 2005 -> 11:37 PM) Oh my. Do we need to change the name of the smiley to "HAMMER"? DeLay is a TOOL, for the record. You are kidding about Delay? How can you not love the guy? He is perhaps the most ruthless politician to come down the pike in the past 50 years. A take no prisoners type. If we are serious about cleaning up terrorism, let's hammer them. Look how he pressed very advantage and forced through these new districts in Texas, adding three more GOP districts. Ruthless and determined. '08 Cut your heart out to get what he wants.

QUOTE(kapkomet @ Sep 25, 2005 -> 11:36 PM) DING! And to think, most "Democratic" spokespeople are people like her. Again, get a f***ing message instead of "anti-everything Republican" and they'd have more power then Hitler, I mean Bush. I think you have some on both sides of the isle, but yes, the GOP has done a better job of shutting them up and hiding them in a closet. Plus the GOP has the greatest PR spin machine ever amassed on this planet. Imagine a dictator if he had the GOP Radio Network at his disposal.

what worries me is we discredit the message when someone like Barbara speaks.

s***, maybe Nuke is a dolphin?

http://www.drudgereport.com/flash4bar.htm Just sing. Please.

Everytime we compare attendance and other revenue, JR is among the better owners as far as salaries. I have complete confidence he will spend more with the increase.

Corporate entertaining, the once a year family outing, the bandwagon, this place is happening fans, etc. are how to get the next 250,000 increase. BTW, the Yankees drew 4,000,000 Amazing.

QUOTE(kapkomet @ Sep 25, 2005 -> 07:14 PM) If I see you say "Hammer Time" one more time, I think I'm going to puke on you the next time I see you. :puke In a few quick months you will have a mini-you puking on your shoulder so watch what you threaten BTW, this is the official Hammer '08 smiley --->

tell him he is being rested for the 1st round of the playoff then tell him he is being rested for the League Championship the tell him he's being rested for the World Series ~~or~~ keep playing him and you know he's going to have a streak to balance the suck.

QUOTE(DaGame2584 @ Sep 25, 2005 -> 06:22 PM) I was just saying wouldn't be nice to clinch in front of him? He is an indirect way of us clinching it anyways. By not signing him, we were more flexable in the payroll. Anyways I'm sure this has been discussed a thousand times about what happened. So tex, enjoy the win and have a beer! He's just another ex-Sox player. I appreciated what he did while in a Sox uniform. Red Sox fans thought Fisk was a prick for leaving Boston. I think he's the greatest catcher to put on a White Sox uniform. So I could really care who is there and who isn't.

QUOTE(kapkomet @ Sep 25, 2005 -> 06:19 PM) Who gave them the power? THE PEOPLE. If the Democrats ever got their heads out of their collective asses and saying that they are everything the Republicans are not (which is bull s***), then they'd get the power back. I got news for you. The Republicans, IMO, SUCK right now. The Democrats suck worse because they run around looking for these witch-hunts like this crap instead of coming up with something that resonates with the common American person. If they ever do that, they'd have all the power and get to say when they get to investigate themselves. People who are ultra liberal or ultra conservative spend way too much time arguing over the exact kind of BS that this thread stated. Is it a problem? Yep. Get a message, though, and take back the power the right way instead of dreaming up all this s*** of how to "derail the Republicans" But as long as the GOP has 51% of the voters convinced they can increase sending and cut taxes, people will vote with their pocket book.

QUOTE(Rowand44 @ Sep 25, 2005 -> 06:18 PM) I know, I saw it. I still wanted to blame you, more fun then blaming a newbie. I'm blamming it on Bora$$

QUOTE(winodj @ Sep 25, 2005 -> 06:03 PM) I'm thinking of legally changing my name to "Rex Kickass." that would be so so so (dammit we can't say that here) stupid

The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year's {2005} winners: 1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time. 2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole. 3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. 4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly. 5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. 6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. 7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high. 8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. 9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. 10. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness. 11. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.) 12. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer. 13. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you. 14. Glibido: All talk and no action. 15. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. 16. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web. {I know I've done this dance many times!} 17. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out. 18. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

QUOTE(Rowand44 @ Sep 25, 2005 -> 06:06 PM) Boo, don't make this thread about Maggs. Go miscalculate magic numbers tex. Read the first post. Amazing. BTW, LMAO at my screw up with the numbers

QUOTE(DaGame2584 @ Sep 25, 2005 -> 05:57 PM) Yea I know the Sox only offered him 60-70 mil(Don't remember), man they were really ripping him off. Poor Poor Magglio And he's a prick for wanting to go somewhere else? grow.the.f***.up.newbie Are the players that come TO the Sox as free agents pricks as well? Or are they only pricks when you want to act like a jilted lover?

QUOTE(winodj @ Sep 25, 2005 -> 05:46 PM) Because Republicans have control over the legislative, executive and by that control - the judiciary as well. So Democrats have to work extra hard at being as corrupt as leaders of our organization? And we all know liberals are lazy and just expect handouts. They never said anything about working for them. Self-explanatory I thought.

QUOTE(winodj @ Sep 25, 2005 -> 05:46 PM) Because Republicans have control over the legislative, executive and by that control - the judiciary as well. So Democrats have to work extra hard at being as corrupt as leaders of our organization? And we all know liberals are lazy and just expect handouts. They never said anything about working for them. Self-explanatory I thought.