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During my Club's Annual Member-Guest tournament we had a little side tournament called the "Rumble". $ man teams, alternate shot, sudden elimination on each hole. Toss aside any golf etiquette, grab as many beers as you can hold in your cooler, invite the Budweiser Prmotional Team (aka Bud Girls), start some music, and have 30 teams all tee off on the first hole. Yelling during the swing was just the start. Imagine 120 players, 60 carts, 30 balls in play, all going down the fairway. The comment that cracked me up was after about 3/4 of the teams were eliminated, this guy was faced with a long carry off the tee over water. He was shaking, he was so nervous. The guy next to me yells "He's sweating more than Mike Tyson in a spelling bee" The guy dump the tee shot into the water and his team was out. With $1000 first prize and no second prize, the last couple holes were always interesting.

During the Southside Hit Men days

Keeping Dubya away from the booze and cocaine was a full time job, what else was a lady to do?

Rest of the Story More marriage lessons from the Family Values Party.

George W. Sent me a personally autographed picture of he and Laura. That gets my vote

That message is said daily in PTA meetings, at Scout meetings, at awards banquets, etc. It is the carrier of the message that makes it news.

I get these from both parties. I returmned most of the GOP letters with a newspaper clipping of the GOP restructuring of congresional districts in Texas which put my Congressman from Austin, a mere 300 miles away, Instead of the guy I liked whose office is 2 miles from my house and I see around here all the time.

At what point did you say No honey, I won't show it to anyone, it's just for us

Hey greasy, you posted that in the wrong forum it should be in SL&Politics

So you would agree that there is no need for congress to vote on defense issues. That even $500,000 less would have kept the Soviets in business? And who says we won the cold war. There is still a lot of nuclear material floating around that we have to buy. Kerry wants to buy it up within 4 years to Bush's 12. Which makes you feel safer? Nuclear bomb making material in our hands or in some decaying, poorly secured from terrorists, Russian site?

y'all enjoy him.

Houston, Texas Astros vs. Boston Mass. Red Sox Neat bit of irony if that happens.

I was looking for the pack of trojans in the video

Kerry has voted against every major weapons program. How many times have we heard this from Bush and his talk radio cheerleaders? The GOP seems to be taking the position that anyone that votes no on military spending is soft on terrorists. That you cannot have a President who wants to cut military spending. If that really is a true statement, then we would have a situation that the military gets whatever the ask for. I am wondering if the rest of America thinks that way.

As a person who took some late night cab rides from Schaumburg to Grayslake, I can assure you they add in the return trip. As I recall I paid $75 a few times. Which was a lot cheaper than being a guest of the county for a night. :puke

They audit the auditors. Listening to the GOP campaigning that Kerry voted no to this and that, voting no must be a bad thing, so let's get rid of it. No more voting. If we want our elected leaders to vote, then voting no should not be in and of itself, a bad thing.

If his aim was over by just a couple inches he may have nailed a Maybe FlaSoxxJim will see the humor in this . . .

It is a shame that his comments are only publicized because his audience is black and so is he. If this was Robert Redford telling white parents to educate and raise their kids it wouldn't be mentioned anywhere.

Does this mean he isn't going to live in Illinois after the election? GOP For Drafting Keyes

Man o' man I hope drinkin' was involved. Honey, you looked just like a mouse standing there.

Butler, another good mention. Steff, on your list of ten funniest comedians, how many are female?

I couldn't get the link to work, it kept timing out, but based on the thread title . . . Politically it would never happen. Bush would never allow it, and Kerry would be equally against it. Bush wouldn't allow a Dem and Kerry wouldn't want to play second fiddle with Clinton in a high profile position. However, I think Clinton would have done an exceptional job. I would like to see an American heading up the UN, but I do not see our ass clowns in Washington allowing the "other" party to have the spot. So no to Clinton, no to Carter, no to Elizabeth Dole, and no to Bush the elder. Who would be a good compromise candidate? Someone who is not too identified with either political party. Colin Powell pre-cabinet spot when no one really knew where he stood politically.

I think you are on to something there. Plus look at singers, all of the top selling artists have been men. Not that there aren't some great females singers, but the top selling artists are all men. Actors usually over shadow actresses. I wonder if it is a cultural thing. Does anyone know if there are societies where this is reversed?

If I asked you for your top 5 would she be in it? I also like Kathy Greenwood. I'm just wondering why more aren't at the top of the list? Roseanne had her moment.