Texsox

A guy walks in the bar totally pissed off from the two hours before. His hair soaked, and his knuckles beet red. He sits at the stool and orders the bartender to give him 3 shots of tequila. "Alright now, sir, before you get an attitude with me, tell me whats the matter." The guy looks at the bartedner and begins his story. "Alright man, I was at the bar down the street and I was talkin' to this fine ass hunny. And she was really feelin' me, ya'know?" The bartender looks confused and says "Yea...well, that doesn't sound so bad." "Yea? Well let me finish. She asked if I wanted to go to her hotel room. Taken aback, I agreed. So I go to her hotel and fool around a bit. And I'm thinking I'm really scoring with this chick. In the midst of doing our "duty" we hear big footsteps comming down the hall. Terrified the girl tells me shes sorry and that she has a boyfriend, but she'd be happy to leave him for me. Agreeing with everything this girl is saying i agree to hide. So I'm running around this room, and the first place I think of hiding is under the bed, but then, no, thats the first place he'd look. Second, I think of hiding in the bathroom, but of course he'd look there. So, like the fool I am, I decide to dangle from the balcony as her angry boyfriend walks in. I hear him ranting and raving about how he knows shes foolin around on him and that he'll hunt me down and kill me. So after a few loud noises the boyfriend mysteriously goes into the bathroom and I hear water running. So, ya'know, I'm thinking this guys gonna take a bath. But then, he returns, and dumps scolding hot water over my head." "Yea," the bartender says, "I'd be pissed about that too." "No, I'm not finished. So when I finally think I've taken enough, still dangling from the window sill, the boyfriend, not nearly has had enough, slams the door over my knuckles five times till i scream..." "Damn, the bartender says. "So thats why your pissed huh?" "No, I'm not done." "Well will you please just get to it?" "Yea, I look down and I'm only two feet off the ground."

So 4E, what would you do with the 9 million Palestinians? They all can just live anywhere in Isael correct?

QUOTE (sideshowapu @ Apr 29 2004, 01:34 PM) The IDF has admitted to blowing up schools. Nice try though, skippy. Reply from Israel4ever

So then why does Israel treat them better than any other country?

and what should the Palistinians do who disagree? Go to 4E for help?

So what should they do? Just claim all 9 million are terrorists? How's your buddies in the Latin Kings doing?

That is a must click link.

Of the almost 9 million Palestinians, how many do you think are Hamas pallbearers and recruits?

I learned a long time ago that to protect my rights, I had to defend the rights of my fellow citizens no matter how much I disliked their despicable views. I do find it easier to defend your right to tell the guy to go f*** himself

4E Is it fair to hold the average Palistinian responsible for the action of terrorists?

says Rafa from Brazil where you get arrested for flipping off a security guard. This would have had the guy burned at the stake.

Nuke, How about a little props for all of us paying our taxes so we can have a military? Perhaps that could be in the "deserve our rights" side? Maybe voting and getting involved, could that be in the "deserve our rights" side? And, like a said earlier, I agree this sniffiling, whiny, kid has a lot to learn. I would be pissed as hell to have to grab an M-16 so he can spout that crap.

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Let me see if I get this right. You've said Palestinians are treated better in Israel than anywhere else, but they do not have the right to any land in Israel. How is this better than in the US? How is this better than Australia? Thank you for agreeing that there is a difference between Troops and Terrorists. Making the average Palestinian responsible for the action of the terrorists makes as much sense as making all Chicagoans responsible for street gangs or Timothy McVeigh.

Then what does someone have to do to not deserve their freedoms? I assume comitting a crime is one. Not appreciating the sacrific of our military is 2, any others?

Anything else that someone needs to do to deserve to live here?

What's the difference between Troops and terrorists?

Magic 8-ball says Yes!

I always tip, and ponder this thought What other business expects their customers to dip into their pocket and pay their employees? Imagine if ever business worked on the tip basis. Stop into your kids classroom and drop a $20 on the teacher, librarian, custodian, principal. Drop by Nuke_Clevelands and drop a $20 and say thanks for the time in Korea? Maybe see you local mayor . . . ooops bad example in Chicago. I say pay them a decent wage and benefits and don't make them beg.

I have to watch via my computer. I also can catch the Ranger games.

Ain't that the truth Gotta love a team that is never down.

I agree with everything you just said.

Well you know, you have to support your troops no matter what.