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It really is PA and the future Mrs. sox4life . . .

Sorry JR I forgot we're not the Cubs

Actually a better question is would you rather have Danny Wright or

Sure, I'd give up Jerry Hairston and his salary

Wow, then we have to win I believe if we stretched to $75,000,000 this season we would have wanted just another $3 Mil. I am certain some Yankee fans are wishing they spent another $10 mil on some starting pitching.

Imagine waking up to this Not before my first cup of coffee. Too damn sweet. Well, if she could remove that ugly growth from her cheek. . .

I could have been very special; we could have been bounced in the first round of the playoffs

We are talking about our 5th starter. He kept us in the game against the #1 starter for the Yankees. None of the pitchers listed is going to make a 50% or even a 25% improvement in our rotation. I wouldn't tinker with anything until at least the middle of May.

When I see what we are paying Botch, I want him to come clean my garage.

Awesome finich. Even though Els has my favorite swing and demenour on tour, I was pulling for Phil. I thought it was especially cool that he shot a 31 on the back nine to win. No backing in while someone faded. I what a scene at the end. His beautiful kids running around and hugging him. And his wife

I thought we could use a Weird Al tune and this seemed appropriate. Hit my snooze alarm for the twenty seventh time Just don’t feel like goin’ to work ’ I think I’ll call my boss’ then I’m Gonna hack and cough and wheeze Swear I got some strange disease What’s that little twerp gonna say Hey I’m callin’ in sick today Callin’ in sick today I could shine my pennies or clean my lava lamp I could spend all day in my underwear wathing Ernest Goes To Camp I could sit and count my hair I could burp my Tupperware I’m not busy anyway Hey I’m callin’ in sick today Callin’ in sick today Ain’t goin’ to work’ no way Callin’ in sick today I can do anything I want to I am invincible now I’m on fire’ baby I’m alive’ I’m alive’ can you hear me’ world I’m alive Maybe I’ll spend all day staring at the sun And trying not to squint Maybe I’ll make a huge color tapestry from My belly button lint When I’m sick of takin’ abuse I just make up some lame excuse Freedom’s just seven digits away Hey I’m callin’ in sick today Callin’ in sick today Ain’t gonna work’ no way Callin’ in sick today

Damn Damn Damn Actually, It sucks that they will have an excuse. But Pettit is out for Houston, so it kind of equals out. We'll see how Tony does with the Cardinals.

I would have taken 3-3 before we played em. I'm happy.

Gee, do the Cubs scalp Sox tickets, or just their own

If JR is buying we will see a simple gold band

We are a team of thumpers. I would leave Jose in the lineup.

Didn't MLB restrict when WGN and TNT can air games nationwide?

:headshake My local guy, in a span of 45 seconds last week, mispronounced Buerhle, called the team in the final 4 Georgia State, and placed the Brew Crew in the American League.

"Now which one was your momma again?" "Damn, wait a minute, you look just like Coco Crisp!"

Interestingly the announers yesterday felt that Garland was going to be the ace of our staff this year followed by Mark and Estaban. That would bode well for the Sox. In a must win game this season I would want Mark on the mound ready for a CG.

That is basically what I was thinking. This may be Oz ball. Make a mistake, laugh it off, and come back to play.

Steff, This is an interesting side of you, we haven't seen before. Remember, erotic is using a feather, kinky is using the entire chicken

BEGOOD, WELCOME back. B)