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I lie about my age all the time. I look damn good for 55. I'm a pethetic mess at 42. Works really well on South Padre Island during spring break. Geeky, pathetic middle age guys aren;t nearly as cool and sexy grandpas

He would have been an adequate replacement for Colon. But nooooo we have our choice of unproven minor league call ups.

s***, you were unretired faster than Clemens. Maybe you should change your name to Roger Clemens 4ever

Void the Deal, Void the Deal

My guess would be JR Like me now? Like me now? Hey Kenny feel my bicep and I'll give you an extra 500,000 to spend. Violent mood swings? Maybe Kenny and Steff (kidding dear) Hmmm, my guess would be if this thing heats up, and guys get busted based onFedEx shipments, players would ask for trades putting them closer to the California epicenter of the designer industry. Guys who have played for one team for years would suddenly want to be a Dodger. Or maybe the Angels.

Small Budget - Steroids and you have a mid major college program. College baseball can be a lot of fun. No one wants to publically favor steroids

No, I didn't want them to drive either. I suggested, instead of me driving to a restaurant, that we * walk * to Hooters which was 50 yards away The Buffalo Shrimp are a personal favorite.

Seems like everyone is in a mood for this I have added one since I was in Dallas for a frickin' blizzard (ok 3 or 4 inches) Why is it just because I was born and spent 35 years in Chicago that Texans think I am the only one qualified to sweep snow from a rental van? Let the lackey freeze, we can't figure that out. And magically, by me touching the wheel, the van will not slide on snow or ice

What a lovely f***ing day anyone hear A-Rod is building a fence to keep his Jewish roomates out of his MP3 playlist, because it contains emenem songs about killing the president? He is also posting hotchickpix on his website which links to the official Yankee website. I just heard it on . . .

If you just want to feel good and damn the reality, skip the next paragraph It's going to be a nightmare. The Cubs will win their division and the Sox will finish 3rd, maybe 2nd. We've lost starters that are being replaced with question marks. How can you not be negative when you're Ace has declining stats over the past 4 years, your #2 guy had a career year, can he repeat? and after that Who's going to close? An unknown from Japan? Got Leadoff Got 2nd Got a stick at 1st Got CF Of the past 3 or 4 seasons, this is the worse Sox team assembled to date. sorry if that offends someone. Let's Be Happy! Yeah! Anything can happen. Two or Three guys could have E-Lo type seasons, Hell all 5 could! Mark, Estaban, Jon, who cares who's pitching, they could all be 20 game winners! E-Lo came out of nowhere to win 20! And we have Zero; the greatest closer in baseball! Kong is over due for a great season. Frank's happy. We got Ozzie!!!! Yankees got A-Rod and Jeter? f*** them we got Joe and Jose! Who could want more? Go Team!!!

The policy is simple. You shell out money to start and maintain a BBS system and you can do whatever you please. I love it when capitalism and free speech collide. I believe the real powers to be here (not the mods) are more tolerant than I would be in the same situation. I cannot suspend anyone and have barely learned how to delete a post and close a thread.

you mean PA doesn't stand for Physicians Assistant!?

If you find the right spot to jam your finger up. When talking to a MD friend of mine he mentioned that almost no one does the exam correctly. You have to find the small area there where you finger will go way up. Most PA, MD, RN do not spend the time to do it correctly.

Then how isw it different for a house and for a garden? Are they running two water mains to your house?

Steff, I believe it depends on where you live. Some areas have wells for the pools, garden, etc. and city water for the home use. Others, it's the same stuff coming in from the city's main line.

Hey George, do you want to trade that old Yankee model for a nice new Sox model?

Big Bucks + Steroids Hmmm, 500 foot home runs, 105 mph fast balls. I could hear the announcers. It's the bottom of the ninth, one run game, the Manager is scanning the bench for a pitch hitter, what's the call? He's picked Sammy! Sammy is heading to the trainer, they open the "magic box", Sammy is dropping the 'roid flap on his uniform. He's going with RD683 the MOST POWERFUL STEROID on the market !!!! This is amazing people . . . The fans are going wild! No Money, No Drugs. Danny is coming to the plate, he was late to the game after deliverying a pizza to the fans in the last, I mean, 2nd row. Plenty of seats available for this one. Danny is batting 216 with 2 doubles on the season. . . Of course in the drugs league Steinbrenner would just buy up all the steroids on the market

Think of how it could of been for Flash. Hey Tom, what do you think of the Sox signing Zero? or What do you think of the Yankees signing A-Rod and Maddux? poor guy, I wonder if he wishes he was back here

BEGOOD, the the whole school off or was this a special vacation for you

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Everyone here has said they wish JR would open the purse strings. He isn't cheating. Am I counting correctly they will have 8 current All-Stars on their team?

No one wanted this trade more than the Rangers and they are paying the price. As far as his choice of who to work for it is very rare that someone works for the same company all their lives. We all have quit companies for more money, better opportunity, etc. The Rangers told A-Rod they were going to go out and get pitching and they were unsuccessful in doing that. The Rangers plan failed and now they are onto a new plan.

If we applied the standard of everyone "lying in the bed they made", then NO trades would ever happen. Teams sign a player and their needs change and they make a trade. They are not required to sleep in their bed. For example last season the A's should have kept Koch and we should have kept Foulke because that was the bed we made. I just heard that when the Rangers are finished paying A-Rod, in about 10 years, they will have paid him $140,000,000 for 3 seasons. As it turned out it was a bad deal for everyone.

Oh sure, there are a dozen teams as good.