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Damn, the officials are keeping us out of the super bowl. At least my 2nd favorite team had a decent season.

I had tears in my eyes. I'm just glad the announcers explained it to the national audience.

We have a lot of cross country runners here, cool.

It's the day after New Years which is in the way of what would basically be a 5 day weekend and we hear this from Chisoxfn

Did you forget how to set your font to green? Well I guess the forum is Sex, LIES, and Politics

Just in case that happens let me be the first to tell you sell the team you cheap ass bastard. You don't want to win. :fyou Just thought I'd give you a glimpse of your future

I googled and googled and couldn't find the monthly stats. Damn I just remember watching the final game of the month and he just kept ripping on the ball. I believe Frank followed Robin's month with a big month and gave us back to back Players of the Month.

I would give it all away after taking care of my kid's education and a nice retirement for my wife and parents. Some I would give away for a nice house, some I would give away for a nice car, some I would give away for a summer house in Illinois. I'm certain a couple charities would have me on their speed dials. I

Did you see the home grown terrorists that celebrated after Oklahoma City? Should all American's be condemed? Be careful of painting with too wide a brush.

Speaking of Ventura streaks, remember that month he had back in 1991 when he hit something like .500 with a dozen home runs? I think he ended the month with a walk off. Does anyone know where to find that stat?

No problem pa, I have one of you and the misses

I didn't want to have too many polls going.

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Come on fess up. Confession is good for the soul.

NO MEANS NO

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Hmm, is that how you made the 2nd funniest

Just a few top stories from today's headlines: First-class passenger tries to enter cockpit... Woman arrested after assaulting crew, air marshal, flight headed to Twin Cities... Man arrested for box cutter on plane... Flight bound for Detroit makes emergency landing... Airmarshals halt man who charges towards cockpit on flight from Honolulu-to- Seattle...

He always seems to try and work the team to a middle. I remember talking to him at a golf outing during the playoffs that resulted in the third championship. He claimed the team wasn't nearly as good as everybody thought and would struggle to win the championship. Very nice man. A couple hours flew buy listening to his stories. Especially from his playing days.

It's like telling a guy he brought the mugging on becuase he had $100 in his pocket or wore a nice suit. Sorry your car was stolen you should buy a KIA, no one steals those.

Can we vote on this? Isn't one from this family enough? I don't necessarily want to kick out Zaxis, maybe pa? Welcome

I know we have a few athletes around here, anyone care to brag? I played golf and ran cross country in college. Played golf, track, cross country, and baskteball in High School. Played American Legion baseball for a season when a team ran out of catchers. I batted #2 in the line up for 10 seasons.

It calculated 81 for me. I guess I am half way dead, or is that half way alive?

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