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Hmm, is that how you made the 2nd funniest

Just a few top stories from today's headlines: First-class passenger tries to enter cockpit... Woman arrested after assaulting crew, air marshal, flight headed to Twin Cities... Man arrested for box cutter on plane... Flight bound for Detroit makes emergency landing... Airmarshals halt man who charges towards cockpit on flight from Honolulu-to- Seattle...

He always seems to try and work the team to a middle. I remember talking to him at a golf outing during the playoffs that resulted in the third championship. He claimed the team wasn't nearly as good as everybody thought and would struggle to win the championship. Very nice man. A couple hours flew buy listening to his stories. Especially from his playing days.

It's like telling a guy he brought the mugging on becuase he had $100 in his pocket or wore a nice suit. Sorry your car was stolen you should buy a KIA, no one steals those.

Can we vote on this? Isn't one from this family enough? I don't necessarily want to kick out Zaxis, maybe pa? Welcome

I know we have a few athletes around here, anyone care to brag? I played golf and ran cross country in college. Played golf, track, cross country, and baskteball in High School. Played American Legion baseball for a season when a team ran out of catchers. I batted #2 in the line up for 10 seasons.

It calculated 81 for me. I guess I am half way dead, or is that half way alive?

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By Ashley Bovee Not sure how to sweet talk your woman in the sack? If you have to inquire about the do's and don'ts of pillow talk, here's a hint: Try not talking at all. There's nothing worse than a guy who rambles on while we women are trying to get our rocks off. We don't want to hear about how your boss didn't like your T.P.S. report -- you can tell us about that later, while you're cleaning up. We could not care less if you have a cramp in your butt -- just keep going. If you absolutely must say something, keep it in the "Wow, you're beautiful" or "I've never felt so good in my life" range. We thrive on those kinds of compliments, even if you don't entirely mean them. On the other hand, whatever you do, under no circumstances should you mutter the following things. Because before you know it, you'll be back to Saturday nights spent ogling the Victoria's Secret catalog: 10. "Are you wearing courderoy pants, or have you not shaven your legs in months?" 9. "Wow! You remind me exactly of my mother when you do that." 8. "Let's turn off the lights so I don't have to look at your jiggly, fat ass." 7. "Honey, have you ever considered applying for Extreme Makeover?" 6. "It smells like hot garbage in here!" 5. "That feels okay, but my last girlfiend used to do it like this. Watch, I'll show you..." 4. "The guys are all over at ___________'s watching the game, gambling and drinking. I wonder what the score is." 3. "Too much tequila -- I think I'm gonna puke." 2. "I'm trying to think of this episode of The Simpsons and for the life of me I cannot remember the entire plot line. Help me out, will ya? It starts out when Homer and Bart are in the grocery store loading up on Duff..." 1. "By the way, I'm a raging homosexual." Just in case anyone here actually gets some anytime soon[/color]

Unless the Commissioner dictated what needed to be said, I wouldn't be surprised if he says something like: "I only bet on college baseball" I'm wondering where in this scale he will admit and what he really did. I only bet on minor leagues I only bet on A.L. I only bet on other N.L. games I bet on baseball and it included the Reds to win while I was managing I bet on baseball and it included the Reds to win and lose while I was managing I happen to believe he bet on the Reds, I would be shocked that he bet on them to lose. I would be equally shocked that a bookie would knowingly take Pete's bet on the Reds to lose.

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I'm Jim, I live down in deep south Texas. I've been a Sox fan for over 30 years. I'm in sales and mareting and spend way too much time in the Sex, Lies, and Politics forum. y'all

I thought a place for everyone to introduce themselves would be a nice idea. Gives the new members a place to post right away and browse to see who the hell they are talking to.

Yep, ban a member and get two more I see some screen names being created then they never post. I try and send a welcome message.

Perfect. I can move the posts of the month thread to there each month. Someone should start a Thread in the other forums as well. Sports Bar and Pale Hose to catch those.

I just thought of something, Israel4ever is fighting terrorism and he's spending a lot of time here, which one of you f***s is a terrorist? Hmmm could it be apu? You know he's started a file on you buddy.

I do appreciate one thing about Israel4ever , he works for the US government fighting terrorism and only logs in here during the day when he's at work! Our tax dollars hard at work

Gotta fill the bench with cheap talent. Were not the only ones. A guy that can play a couple different spots, hit his weight, not get busted for something, and is happy with $500,000 is golden in the league.

I am getting less sleep after my son hooked me on it. I use to be asleep by 10:30 now I'm staying up just to watch. Best animated show of all time. Maybe even better than Fritz the Cat.

After I moved down here I had a terrible craving for a gyros. Someone told me about a place on the main road through the city. I looked and looked and couldn't find it until Ibroke the code. It's a greek taco!

I guess if we want the murder rate down we could put Bill Wirtz and JR in charge.

I probably post it three or four times a week. But he's my retard and I get pissed when others call him retarded.

Interesting suicides are very popular with the over 80 white male group so maybe you're just too young. Suicide is a very under reported statistic with senior citizens. Some will stop taking meds or reduce food intake and it will be reported as natural causes but in fact they killed themselves.

I hate slackers