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Some guy is over compensating for something that is too small. Instead of a motorcycle, speed boat, little red sportscar, he builds the worlds tallest building. Let's see how that plays out at Iron Mike's Sports Bar. Hi! Want to ride my Suzuki 900RR? Sorry, too cold. Hi, want to go cruising Lake Michigan aboard my 30 foot "pleasure boat"? No, I get sea sick. Hi, want to go cruising Lake Shore Drive with the top down in my Ferrari? Sorry, I just had my hair done. Hi, I just built the worlds tallest building, wanna come to my penthouse? Hmm, I guess it's a good idea.

Speaking of education, is this board graded on a curve? If it is Welcome back BeGood

ROTFLMAO That should come with a warning notice before displaying.

We're such big Cub fans around here, of course they'll win this poll. Today's big cub news from Dusty, Corky, Moises, Bartman and the crew :puke

Great find, thanks for sharing. I truly am LMAO

In my best Barbara Streisand voice misty water colored memories of the way we were . . . This is why it is tons harder to be a Mets fan. There is no way they can make fun of teh Yankees most years. But just like half of Chicago erupted last night half of NY will erupt tonight. Which half?

I may subscribe to Sports Illustrated if that's the promo gift. "Watch every agonizing moment as those loveable losers the Chicago Cubs go 3 up and then 3 down in their historic epic of collapse. See close up interviews with Moises "I almost had it" Alou and Alex "I almost had it" Gonzalez and Steve "I got it!" Bartman" Free with your paid subscription.

Oh, damn. I have got to consult you before I put up these lunch time polls. I was driving to a job site this morning and a smile crossed my face as I added Gonzo and Bartman to my highlight reel of Cub history.

:fthecubs The two best moments for any Sox fan. 1. We do something really, really cool like win a division. 2. The Cubs do something really, really cool like lose a series.

IMHO we've lost the ability to rationaly and systematically solve a series of problems. We look for the one size fits all, fits into a 30 minute time block less commercials, and allows for some really good sound bytes to get us re-elected.

I thought a Cubs loss would do the trick, but I guess I was wrong I didn't want to trivalize this but; the world could take a lesson from most of Chicago and unite in hating the Bartman But even then there are some evil doers who idolize the Bartman We really, really need to invite him to post here.

Could mean he was posting in the appropriate spot. Near as I can tell someone could join strictly for Sex, Lies, and Politics. I'm thinking some should just visit for the Help Board No defense or offense on BeGood, he never flamed me and to be honest, I skipped over most of what he wrote.

So much love in the air. Sad. I wonder what it would take to unite the world. Alien invasion perhaps? Worldwide super contagious disease?

Hmmm, Steve Bartman Could it be SuperSteve Bartman? Fess up SuperSteve where you at the game?

Steve Bartman will be perfect He understands how to beat the Cubs He already works with spoiled selfish rich ball players lacking fundementals As a player, goes aggressivly after every ball Master of the post game press conference Hero to true Sox fans everywhere At the least could we have him throw out the first pitch?

Steff, Congratulations on 4,000 posts. All those posts and she stills finds the time to be doable!

Is this a continuation of the goat curse or will Cub fans now begin to talk about the Bartman Curse? That would be so cool, to have a curse named after you. Anyone good with anime? I think Dusty running after the NLCS trophy and Bartman jerking it away would be way funny.

Maybe would should add the soxtalk Parole Board. A special area that BeGood, Roman, and others can post to for awhile until they are rehabilitated.

The only request is I know to pull up a different chair and not borrow your pen

Honesty? Bullwinkle that trick never works. Good luck. All my professors have procedures for make up exams. They all involve starting out with less points (my old radio name - Les Points)

intellectual humor, on this board? Let's have a poll should southsider2k3 be banned for being a smarty pants