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Part of the paper was taking universal stuff like eating, sleeping, going to the bathroom and looking at different cultures. By the way researching bathroom habits takes in some very weird web sites. There are some very strange sex habits out there :puke

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I was researching female urinals and someone actually researched (seriously) men's habits. Over the top was used by over 65% of men. There was also a link to a story about women who have developed the ability to pee through the fly on their pants. Takes a little practice but the author believes every woman could do it.

Guy walks into a bar "Give me three shots of tequilla" "Sure, what are you celebrating?" "My first blow job" (as he downs the third shot) "that's great, let me buy you one!" "No, if the first three didn't get the taste out of my mouth . . ."

Didn't you just unveil the contest

No the Commodore VIC20 allowed you to hook up a standard cassette tape recorder as your storage. The same tapes you would record music, etc. on. My 8086AT had a 10 MEGABYTE hard card. Man that was so cool. A whole 10 Meg and 640K of DRAM. Who would need anything more My first 2,400 baud internal was a full card that took an hour to configure with all the manual jumpers to config.

Only available on the Island at the micro-brewery. Last I heard they still were not shipping any.

You mean there is something better than my 2,400 baud external? Will I have to upgrade my 8086XT? I've heard there are color tv thingys instead of this amber and black I'm using. You know I almost miss my TRS80 and Commodore VIC20 with the casette tape drive. Damn that was cool.

I'm certain it will make for you a nice chair to sit on

Don't try all at once. Give yourself a gift of an hour or two a day to not think about the old relationship. Gradually it will go away. Or kill the bastard.

Not bad for a team with a recyled name. I thought they were talking about the Football team. Does anyone remember them? They won every game for the first half of the season and lost everyone the second half and I believe they turned down a playoff berth.

OMG I thought it was another breathalyzer

I was talking to a friend of mine and as I left I said Be Good! I realized I've been saying that for weeks and all because of him.

I was a Beefeater and Tonic for a long time before switching to Stoly on the rocks. Zeigan Boch You win that round. Excellent brew. Liquor? You barely kissed her! Sorry I could resist

By the way BEGOOD you little ass. I'm now stuck telling people to Be Good instead of good bye or something a normal 40+ year old would say.

The South Padre Island Brewing Company has a couple very nice beers as well. However, last year they offered a pale ale and asked me what I thought. I rejected the Monty Python line of "It's like making love in a canoe, f***ing close to water" and instead told them they make a great copy of Miller Lite. They almost tossed me out.

I'm glad to see you are doing something worthwhile with your life

Actually, Shiner Boch is the best Texas brewed beer. If I thought PA was half a man, and could drink a dark beer instead of weak American Lite beers, I'd ask him for his vote.

Which one of the Fab 5 from the Bravo network is Pert Plus?

They Suck! all these changes are just distractions from what the site really needs and all of us poor unfortunate posters really need. Free beer delivered to our door. Screw blogs, fast replies, cool smileys. I've been talking to attorneys and the IRS for two days, I need beer.

You f***ers are like drug dealers. Getting us hooked with a simple bulletin board then keep adding features until we can't leave. I'm going to be bustin' into homes to support my soxtalk.com habit Ooops, forgot it's all free. When the hell are you going to start selling some soxtalk.com stuff?

s***, must be nice to have time to just think about esoteric stuff. I've got to get darker and edgier. That f*** just listed 25 people to ban and dammit I'm not on the list. Did he just go after bald people? If he f***ed with that many computers maybe Antony in Street and Sans can send Prell's head a shoulders to the bottom of Lake Michigan

Nice to see a guy get a big contract and keep playing well.

Did they also compute season splits? I'm guessing here but I'd bet his 2nd half looked good.