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QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Dec 10, 2008 -> 03:56 AM) tell him to make you a sandwich New question: I have a girlfriend, but her voice is deeper than mine, she's growing a full beard, she sits around and drinks beer all day watching the football game, and never has time to be with me. What should I tell her? Be thankful it's football and not the Golden Girls. On MANswers last night the showed that drinking beer will make her boobs grow bigger, it's the hops. So the beer drinking is great, encourage that. I'd say she's a keeper and schedule that wedding as soon as possible, in fact, surprise all your friends and elope today so you will be back for Sunday's lineup. (Posting from my Blackberry) There is a suspicious package on the bus seat next to me. What should I do?

QUOTE (NorthSideSox72 @ Dec 9, 2008 -> 05:34 PM) If they weren't a significant risk, they wouldn't have dropped the line of credit. QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Dec 9, 2008 -> 08:21 PM) A company in the construction and home improvement industries during the biggest drop in home prices in American history... Nah, they couldn't be a credit risk Again, some banks are known for different industry segments. I thought BoA bought the bank that was lending this company or was I mistaken? And some companies will thrive in down markets, while others will fail. Smart lenders will not look at everyone in that industry and make a blanket decision. Huge fortunes were made during the depression

My wife and boss said I spend too much time here, I fired the wife, what should I do about my boss?

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Dec 9, 2008 -> 01:13 PM) My oldest who just turned three, refused to go near Santa, and instead stood about 10 feet away and shouted her list at him. We teach our kids to stay away from strangers than plop them ijn Santa's lap. If he isn;t the strangest f***ing person they ever meet, I don't know who is.

How do we know they are such a huge risk? Different banks are more comfortable, or less, lending in different industries. Could this just be BoA is not strong in manufacturing? I know plenty of business owners that spend a great deal of time finding lenders familiar with their industries.Just ask anyone in Ag how it goes when they need capital and LoC.

He'd do himself a favor and play the game. I'm just honored to be on the ballot and mentioned in the same breath as these greats. You. know, the bull s*** that people want to hear, but no one really believes.

QUOTE (FlaSoxxJim @ Dec 9, 2008 -> 12:17 PM) Answer: Novice drinkers should play it safe and stick with drinking only clear liquor. Vodka and gin are always a good bet. I got my wife and my girlfriend both the same monogrammed pendant for Christmas, but I think I sent me wife the one that was supposed to go to the girlfriend. Oops! My wife's initials are "WSM" but she's going to get a pendant with the initals "FSA" on it. What should I tell her that stands for? Tell her it stands for Favorite Sorority Ass! It was earned in college, but the award was late in arriving. And keep telling your girlfriend it means Will Soon be Married. Player I'm thinking of getting a White Sox theme tattoo, where and what?

QUOTE (FlaSoxxJim @ Dec 9, 2008 -> 12:07 PM) OK, new question: My 14-year old daughter wants to date a boy thee years older than her. Like any good father, I just want to make sure she is safe. I know she'll at least be safe with the boy when they are driving together because he has an old Chevy conversion van from back when they used to make them solid. Do you think I should let her date this boy? Tell her to go for it. And try the whole flower child thing. Barefoot, small town, take him by the hand. You know that should work. I have to go to the company Christmas party and want to seem professional. I never drink alcohol, what should I drink? I know I will be nervous and probably will drink a lot of them.

Bradley is the kind of guy this team sheds in a hurry. Maybe he's mellowed, but I doubt it.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/...te_43705180.jpg

Rich Daley is looking like a f***ing genious right now.

Wait, I'd be scared too

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/entertainment/...OS-12.9.08-1030

Have a Merry Christmas!

Who the f*** are you?

We've had so many advice threads, from jobs to relationships. The bummer is, not everyone feels qualified to answer. Now it's your chance. Of course this is satirical. Answer a question, and ask a question. Starting off . . . A politician writes in . . . The cops just came and arrested me, I'm not certain what to do next. Any ideas?

QUOTE (Chisoxfn @ Dec 9, 2008 -> 10:51 AM) Kevin and Bean KROQ

That's one way to end that media bias

I'm wondering if his thoughts are shared by 1 other governor, ten other governors, or 49 other governors. The facts are you can't win without money.

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Dec 9, 2008 -> 09:10 AM) If he is healthy, I would love to have him back. If not, forget it. ^^^^ x9.5

Anyone have a thing for Mrs. Howell? Me neither

Does this mean the State Police can begin enforcing highway work zone speed limits? I know some people were against that with a corrupt governor around.

QUOTE (shipps @ Dec 9, 2008 -> 09:00 AM) Well I would fall under that category so this is good news to me. TiVo Murder She Wrote and Matlock and you got porn for old people