Texsox

QUOTE (RockRaines @ Nov 27, 2008 -> 09:48 AM) As recently as last night. The person below me has a secret addiction False, my post total is there for all to lament. The person below me finds this joke funny A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says, 'I hate to ruin your Day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough. 'Pop, what are you talking about?' the son screams. The father says.'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her.' Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. 'Like heck they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this,' She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, 'You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?' and hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 'Okay,' he says, 'they're coming for Thanksgiving and they're paying their own way.'

How can any rational thinking human say that with a straight face? How can you not read that and realize these this is crazy? I've heard guys claim the coach is an idiot or he doesn't like me when getting cut, but this is crazy.

I find women sexiest when they are naked and exclaiming, I can't believe we are doing it for the third time this year!

QUOTE (shipps @ Nov 27, 2008 -> 09:08 AM) Tex you are confusing me.Your are in relationships at Hawk games? QUOTE (The Critic @ Nov 27, 2008 -> 09:15 AM) He quoted the wrong post. I posted at the same time, but came in second, so I just edited my reply. LOL QUOTE (rangercal @ Nov 27, 2008 -> 09:39 AM) False. They are all the same to me The person below me has a fantasy football team False. The person below me has helped get a buddy laid.

QUOTE (nitetrain8601 @ Nov 27, 2008 -> 08:43 AM) False. All my friends' sisters are ugly for the most part. The person below me has been in a relationship for over 2 years. True. Especially at Hawk games The person below me has a favorite bar stool

We all know I'm old. Not as old as Yas and Jim, but old. I just completed a history assignment with the only citation needed, and approved, by my professor was, "I lived through it".

QUOTE (Middle Buffalo @ Nov 27, 2008 -> 07:54 AM) False. The person below me is shocked that Controlled Chaos' movie list doesn't include "Farenheit 9/11." True. The person below me woke up Thanksgiving morning and decided the best thing to do to start his day was to log on soxtalk.

QUOTE (knightni @ Nov 26, 2008 -> 09:53 PM) False. I have no brother. The person below me spends his summers in tight places with many young men. False, I have the entire Gulf of Mexico The person below me has removed the tag on a mattress under penalty of the law

QUOTE (knightni @ Nov 26, 2008 -> 09:49 PM) True They make the best gifts! The person below me was born outside of Illinois. False, Ravenswood Hospital, Northside The person below me has a younger brother

QUOTE (The Bones @ Nov 26, 2008 -> 08:46 PM) Religion teaches good morals for people to live by...er...um...something like that. much like patriotism

QUOTE (G&T @ Nov 26, 2008 -> 09:41 PM) False...if I can remember. The person below me is traveling for Thanksgiving. False, traveling for Christmas The person below me has regifted

You know, I've never done anything like this before

It also seems the delta between juiced and non juiced makes the biggest difference in baseball.

I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk, A carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A head of romaine lettuce, A 2 lb. can of coffee, and A 1 lb. package of bacon. As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status. Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: "Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

QUOTE (MHizzle85 @ Nov 26, 2008 -> 09:14 PM) False. The person below me has a mancrush on Carlos Quentin. False The person below me once snuck out of a bar tab

QUOTE (The Critic @ Nov 26, 2008 -> 09:24 PM) Brunette + hazel eyes = perfection. (...in case she's reading this... ) Hey that's me! Sweetheart

Gray

QUOTE (NorthSideSox72 @ Nov 26, 2008 -> 06:11 PM) True, unless its a crappy movie. The person below me has recently been dragged to a chick flick. False, I loved Nights in Rodanthe just ask my girlfriend The person below me has over 4,000 songs on their hard drive

honest mistake. No big deal and it seems the Jewish community acted accordingly.

QUOTE (NorthSideSox72 @ Nov 26, 2008 -> 05:51 PM) Buh? You have a group of college students that believe a certain thing and make a decision that has most older people thinking wtf? Kids do some interesting things at times. Adults scratch their heads. Then when the kids get older they realize there may have been other ways to accomplish the same thing. I actually see a point they may have. If you have men and women, people of all races, combined raising money, perhaps having something that they all can identify with may be the best charity for that group. I think a better lesson is doing something that you will not ever benefit from, is a special kind of charity. People plant trees so the next generation has shade. These kids, I believe missed at lesson and only want to plant a tree that they may sit under.

I guess I forgot that AJ testified.

QUOTE (rangercal @ Nov 26, 2008 -> 04:41 PM) True! The Person below me wants Javy to stay True, and be the 5th starter The person below me has over 10,000 posts

It is just part of the growing up process.

By, the way, a few of you are a little late