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You know, I've never done anything like this before

It also seems the delta between juiced and non juiced makes the biggest difference in baseball.

I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk, A carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A head of romaine lettuce, A 2 lb. can of coffee, and A 1 lb. package of bacon. As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status. Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: "Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

QUOTE (MHizzle85 @ Nov 26, 2008 -> 09:14 PM) False. The person below me has a mancrush on Carlos Quentin. False The person below me once snuck out of a bar tab

QUOTE (The Critic @ Nov 26, 2008 -> 09:24 PM) Brunette + hazel eyes = perfection. (...in case she's reading this... ) Hey that's me! Sweetheart

Gray

QUOTE (NorthSideSox72 @ Nov 26, 2008 -> 06:11 PM) True, unless its a crappy movie. The person below me has recently been dragged to a chick flick. False, I loved Nights in Rodanthe just ask my girlfriend The person below me has over 4,000 songs on their hard drive

honest mistake. No big deal and it seems the Jewish community acted accordingly.

QUOTE (NorthSideSox72 @ Nov 26, 2008 -> 05:51 PM) Buh? You have a group of college students that believe a certain thing and make a decision that has most older people thinking wtf? Kids do some interesting things at times. Adults scratch their heads. Then when the kids get older they realize there may have been other ways to accomplish the same thing. I actually see a point they may have. If you have men and women, people of all races, combined raising money, perhaps having something that they all can identify with may be the best charity for that group. I think a better lesson is doing something that you will not ever benefit from, is a special kind of charity. People plant trees so the next generation has shade. These kids, I believe missed at lesson and only want to plant a tree that they may sit under.

I guess I forgot that AJ testified.

QUOTE (rangercal @ Nov 26, 2008 -> 04:41 PM) True! The Person below me wants Javy to stay True, and be the 5th starter The person below me has over 10,000 posts

It is just part of the growing up process.

By, the way, a few of you are a little late

QUOTE (LosMediasBlancas @ Nov 26, 2008 -> 01:21 PM) False. The person below has been hospitalized for more than 3 consecutive days. True, on multiple occasions The person below me played at least two High School sports

QUOTE (Athomeboy_2000 @ Nov 26, 2008 -> 01:02 PM) VERY True. LOVE Jazz The person below me owns a website. False, not anymore. The person below me owns a mac

QUOTE (kyyle23 @ Nov 26, 2008 -> 12:32 PM) I would be curious to see how the US would react if one of the ships was american Already has happened, both to a couple of private yachts and commercial vessels. Issues of sovereignty keep creeping up. http://www.pantaenius.co.uk/report_pirate_alley_de_en.html nice general story about the area and first hand accounts of attacks.

QUOTE (Buehrle>Wood @ Nov 26, 2008 -> 11:48 AM) Basically true, but I do go to church on Christmas Eve. The person below me will be kyyle23 False The person below me will be kyyle23

The only insider secret thing I could think of is someone at the bank, which is selling the property, told someone this property is going on the market for this price and the bank will accept this price. It is worth a lot more. Then the bank has a problem with that leak.

QUOTE (LosMediasBlancas @ Nov 26, 2008 -> 11:39 AM) True. The person below me has an ugly, dark secret. True, we all do. The person below me prays once a year on Thanksgiving.

QUOTE (YASNY @ Nov 26, 2008 -> 11:24 AM) If a GOP filibuster occured, sure it should be reported. That doesn't make it a bad, obstructionist thing. Of course, that is exactly the way it will be reported. Soi if a Senator said "this is a bad, obstructionist thing", should the reporter include that quote?

off. Got plans to take a little drive as Pat Green sang

QUOTE (NorthSideSox72 @ Nov 26, 2008 -> 08:41 AM) I thought it turned out she wasn't taking that job. It is being reported that earlier today McCain said he would be helping to secure her approval as soon as she is nominated.

QUOTE (maggsmaggs @ Nov 26, 2008 -> 10:49 AM) We have to wait like 20 more years before some classified documents pertaining to the JFK assassination become available right? Actually there was a huge release a couple years back, but the conspiracy people have an easy explanation, they didn't release all the material, a conspiracy to cover the conspiracy.

QUOTE (The Critic @ Nov 26, 2008 -> 10:25 AM) False, although I was once stopped with a friend of mine by a cop looking for bribes. We had to show our empty wallets to the guy before he let us go. The person below me has gained or lost more than 75 pounds in one year as an adult. False. Almost 30 pounds, and when I went from skinny, healthy, cross country runner to "fat"; people said I looked better. The person below me will be traveling "home for the holidays"