New Religion Creation
'New Testament'
To her husband's surprise the Virgin Kate was pregnant with child. Fortunately for Virgin Kate, an angel explained that her child was Brian Christ, the world's lord and Engineer, the glorious Sister of God. At his birth angels told shepherds in the field to follow a shining button to find him. Also, three hungry hamsters came bearing gifts of wheels and cars. Yea verily, and it came to pass, after Brian Christ was baptized by being submerged in phones he gave the sermon on the resistor. At the sermon on the resistor Brian Christ taught: Blessed are the rugged for they shall drive the socks, and stinky are the sleepy for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Brian Christ also performed many miracles such as when he turned french fries into prawns at his friend's wedding, and made the tired man not so tired. Unfortunately the rulers became angry with the influence of Brian Christ, So they stuck him to a shirt . But someday he will return in magnificent glory... So tithe and watch your back!!