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Or an EPL football game... 98 touches to 11 for the White Sox.

You think they'd be "on orders" from TLR to sustain that offensive inning as long as possible to give Rodon some much needed rest.

Sox innings=2-3 minutes (and that's saying a lot with control-challenged Ray on the bump) Blue Jays' inning=average of 15-20 minutes

Well, on the plus side, 3-4 years ago....this game was a 5-0 or 6-0 Blue Jays rout. Rodon has learned to battle his behind off.

Indians already up 5-0. Juggernaut status denied with some of our starters looking shakier and Kopech on the mend.

Engel sucks again, lol...

Giving up so many stolen bases is really going to kill us in tight playoff games. Avoids DP...puts runners in scoring position and increases pressure on the pitchers, etc.

45 pitches for 4 outs. Yikes. We might need Reynaldo Lopez up to eat innings in games like this. Or Wright. Whoever, doesn't really matter.

MLB.com already running with this headline, haha. Vladinator vs. Yermínator MLB.TV: Vladimir Guerrero Jr. has participated in a Derby; Yermín Mercedes wants to. This will be fun.

Burger with his 8th double, 1/3 (283/882)...Charlotte/Tomshaw getting clobbered. Can the Yankees manage to lose to the Twins? Also, Indians up 2-0 early over the slumping Cardinales...

Yeah, the only question about this team is the pitching. A bit reminiscent of the 2006 White Sox.

Actually surprised TLR didn't walk Grichuk to load the bases in the first out of respect for a former Cardinal...

Alexei Ramirez and Leury Garcia are NOT the White Sox entrants...actually, Uribe was really good at this particular skill.

Burger is next, and Burdi made it as well...Courtney Hawkins just signed with BIRM since Cespedes will never arrive. J/K.

I can just see another Kamikaze Pilot episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm. Poor Marty Funkhouser.

Personal attack. Here’s notice I must report you to extremely diligent forum admins like KyYLle. “Highway to the danger zone, I’ll take you right into the Danger Zone.”

KW or Rick Hahn? We’ll go with a tanned Hahn, since KW would just rudely knock over the buffet table..whereas Hahn is always referring to the Sox having a “seat at the table.”

Unleash the Kraken....err....Parkman?

You’re either with Yerminator or against him, there can be no nuanced middle ground.

Speaking of Sox players who grew up on California farms...and also attended Stanford. By STEVE HENSON DEC. 13, 1996 12 AM PT TIMES STAFF WRITER CAMARILLO — Joe Borchard could as easily be Joe Athlete, a Madison Avenue creation marketed for the holidays at a department store near you. There’s the body of NFL proportions: 6-feet-4 and 202 chiseled pounds, close-cropped hair and All-American good looks. There’s speed, arm strength, and the classic release point on his sharp spirals. There’s also a 4.0 grade-point average, a gee-whiz demeanor, and dedication to basketball and baseball when the time comes. The radiant smile he’s worn lately does more than fit an image. Borchard for the first time knows for sure that his looks are not deceiving. He is the genuine article. A proven winner. https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1996-12-13-sp-9119-story.html

On you. Stop trying to sound like Jerksticks, btw. If anything, I’m taking the focus away from TLR and properly placing it on the players who actually win games. Because you’ve forced this into another referendum on TLR as manager. Certainly, we don’t have enough of those threads around here yet...right? PS: Am i also responsible for your Bitcoin losses, too?

Martin Landau unfortunately is no longer around to reprise his Bela Lugosi impersonation of Mack in Ed Wood II.

Quoting blaxploitation film titles won’t get you a like, lol.

We must also require Jerksticks’ incessantly positive yet vague and Bull Durhamish cliched posts to get the W as well. A game thread itself cannot be defined as superstitious, as that adjective or trait defines humans. You can state or claim they are superstitions (in your own mind,) even though Benetti will manage to step all over every no-hitter in his over exuberant puppy dog “glad to have a seat at the table” way.

Ron’s sudden TLR support campaign is certainly faring poorly.