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Leury isn’t batting in the top 4. I quit this team.

Welp hot damn. Ptatc once again showing he’s the bee’s knees.

Let’s just put up six zombies until they start playing better. Here’s a comp: ?‍♂️?‍♂️?‍♂️ SOXTALK ?‍♂️?‍♂️?‍♂️

Pretty sure the 6 to 8 week thing was an estimate that ptact made before he knew the full extent. I’ll be shocked if that ends up being all it is.

Yep. I forgot what I had nicknamed him but it was something like “Eloy The Glasshouse Jimenez”.

If Tony says that he isn’t out for the year… I’m preparing for him to be out the entire year.

1.) injuries 2.) TLR 3.) bad stretch of baseball, period. 4.) injuries 5.) TLR oops, I’m repeating myself… 6.) Check back in with me mid May.

No worries - you know I like joking around with you man. Hope you’re having a good time brother and thanks as always.

Paging @ptatc … code yellow again…. Repeat… code fucking yellow.

Nothing.

To prove a point to Hahn, supposedly.

DadofaRoache

As much as I LOVE Forrest Gump quotes… that article was a better read. ?

Yea… good thing this week doesn’t constitute the entire season.

Back on Tuesday. Only good White Sox related things that happened today were this and Vaughn hitting another bomb. We ain’t this bad folks. It’ll get better. Breathe.

So much wit. The force is strong in this one.

Seems like a joke I’ve made before.

The next person to run a major roster change will not be Hahn.

Best coffee I’ve had. Worth ordering a bag to try. The Ethiopian variety specifically.

Have you ever played with Stumptown and their Ethiopian roasts?

Status updated to code red… I repeat… code red.

Paging @ptatc…. Code yellow. Paging @ptatc… Repeat, code yellow.

Here’s hoping that this series is this team at its worst for the entire season.

Then blame Leury for riding his ass at second and not hanging at first longer.

That one was on Robert for hanging around at second forever thinking it would be caught.