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Can I have 2019 Torres, please?

Eww.

This is your daily reminder that the Ashoes need to die a painful trashy death.

“Hey, Cubs…. We’d like to talk about that Nick Madrigal guy you’ve got. How about we send over Jake Burger and Gavin Sheets for him to come back here?” ?

He just really wants to join the Hall of Fame List.

Yes, he is the very stupid.

Rob “Foot-in-Mouth” Manspread at it again.

Maybe we can sign this guy to provide some LH power.

Should have went back to Spiders.

Better than the bloody sock.

Ouch. Dude tried to pitch through it also it looked like.

Die Houston. Die a horrible awful lopsided painful death.

Cesar Hernandez had a 4.2 WAR season. Wow, he was astronomically bad for us.

Can we just let Chris Getz play second?

Can we use foreign substances, a sign stealing scheme, and banned watches while replaying this post season? /joking

Fuck the Ashoes.

Why haven’t we had a press conference? Oh my God. What does this mean???? They must be hiding something! I just don’t understand it. It really makes no sense and we should have already heard something official from the team. Seriously, why… like really… why????

They certainly should. Numerous factors at play. Cubs rebuilding. Jerry isn’t getting younger. Window open. Hall of Fame Manager DUI likelihood high.

WTG

“The question should be: What do the Ashoes, Dodgers, Braves, etc have to do in order to compete with us.” -Kenny Williams

Go Braves.

Admins are going to admin.

Yaz has defensive issues that I believe go under the radar in stats measurements @CeaseAndExist. After watching him here in LA for years I expected them when we signed him. Pitch selection when up the the count could be attributed to his game calling also.

Shocking!!

I care to no longer speak with you about this. ?