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I once rented a corvette stingray in St. Petersburg. It’s impossible to drive those types of cars at a reasonable speed. Got a ticket going 87 in a either 65 or 70 zone. Never paid it since I live in California and was a young idiot. Probably have a warrant there. ?

Yea - maybe that guy can buy me a baseball team.

Maybe if I ask really nice… he’ll buy me a pony.

His 2 million dollar bet as an “investment” allowed him to generate at least 5 million in net profit. Also, he can write the loss off and save about 600k on his taxes. Mattress Mack can’t lose. The Lastros can… today. b**** ass cheating lying fucking honkie-donk losers.

1 down… 87 to go. He’s doomed.

Great point. Losers.

Justice will be served by the entirety of the baseball players over time if their collective might doesn’t allow this damn franchise another World Series title in the next century. F.U.C.K. T.H.E. A.S.T.R.O.S.

Can I have Nick Madrigal, please?

He put down 2 million, I believe and his bet generated enough publicity for him to sell 18 million in mattresses. If he wins, he pays the bill on the mattress purchases. If he loses, he’s out his 2 million dollar bet but keeps the revenue from the sales… say a 30% margin and you’re looking at around 5.5 million. Even if he loses this bet - he still will be up about 3 million dollars. Poor guy.

What is it you’re expecting next summer?

I hope the Blastros don’t win another game this year.

Good.

What are the Asshoes throwing out there… Grenke?

Drop the mic Passan.

Why does Guardians sound “woke”? Asking for a friend.

Can I have 2019 Torres, please?

Eww.

This is your daily reminder that the Ashoes need to die a painful trashy death.

“Hey, Cubs…. We’d like to talk about that Nick Madrigal guy you’ve got. How about we send over Jake Burger and Gavin Sheets for him to come back here?” ?

He just really wants to join the Hall of Fame List.

Yes, he is the very stupid.

Rob “Foot-in-Mouth” Manspread at it again.

Maybe we can sign this guy to provide some LH power.

Should have went back to Spiders.