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Welcome to what we’ve all been saying since about 2009.

I hereby nominate you for 2024 Soxtalk Poster of the Year.

Gee, what a novel idea that I’m sure is entirely unique to you.

Apparently he is known in part to have stellar control so this start was an aberration. Also, from what I’ve seen, hitters can’t sit fastball or change with him because they both have the same arm action and tunnel. Best case is he’s a right handed Mark B or a Maddax type pitcher. Worst case is he’s a gas can. I don’t see Thorpe as someone with a high floor. He’s either going to be a special and unique pitcher or he’s going to be an absolute gas can. Just my take and what the f*** do I know?

Yea the Orioles have been really tight assed with their prospects. Who knows if that changes with their current state of play coupled with a new owner with looser purse strings. Their GM is one of those guys where you hate him if you’re on the other side of the table but love him as a fan. I have Oriole Envy.

Better be damned good prospects.

Reading from Banister on Eder is really encouraging too.

It’s horribly depressing that Leury Garcia would be an IMPROVEMENT over the highest paid player in team history. ??‍♂️

Was busy with Father’s Day and couldn’t watch… but it looks like Thorpe was uncharacteristically wild, huh?

Looks like they might skip Schultz.

And dropped 18 balls or more… and demonstrated a wet noodle arm… and missed 63 bunt attempts. It would have been glorious.

43, give or take.

You echoed my thoughts exactly, down to the tag. Paging the resident doctor.

I liked Dukes legs and that’s about all. He could have stolen 160 bags as an exclusive late game runner. ?

I’m telling you… it was the jammed finger.

He’s toast. Just sayin…

Was the the only decisive win of the year so far? ?

First time I try watching a MiLB game and it gets rained out ?

Anyone know why the Barons game is delayed?

Watching an archived MLB Network White Sox special from spring training this past year… hysterical. Pedro is sitting at the front of a room full of staff, “when we play other teams they need to know who the f*** we are…” Oh Pedro… other teams know who the f*** we are… in all the worst ways. ?

Hah - I haven’t had a drink in around a decade… probably a total of four drinks in the last 15 years… you may remember what I was like while drunk. ? Thats probably the only thing I miss from drinking… how effective it is as a sedative… well, that and the one night stands… On second thought… maybe not so much actually. ?

Sleep Token. Happy to see DMB called out above.

Poop

Is this about my exwife? Sounds like it is about my exwife.

f*** that. We should talk in this thread like this for the next 4 hours so everyone wakes up thinking something happened and then subsequently reads through like a hundred pages of total nonsense.