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4 WAR in 87 games in 2019… 2.4 WAR in 108 games in 2023… Ok, fine. Arrowsmith this guy.

Lookout! IT’S SPIDER-MAN!!!!

Where’s Butthead when you need him?

Well, there’s a somewhat encouraging sign of growth from our scouting department.

Also known as… every team in baseball would like Garret Crochet, except the Chicago White Sox.

You know it’s gonna be a slow offseason when this s%*# is going down.

We are gloriously awful… for a long time.

For everyone we sign, my response is… who?

Ban him.

Baseball is yet again a reflection of the country.

That’s our best baseline case next year regardless of what we do 😆

We should have signed them both. Assholes.

Alright, ya have me a chuckle. Yay, life is wonderful. Horary.

Bingo.

Preach.

Welcome to the poop show, Jeff Bolker.

Dude’s reputation of being a hot head has certainly evened out over the years. That said: - I won’t miss him. - He was one of many huge disappointments. - I won’t be surprised at all if he realizes his potential in LA… finally.

I’m pretty sure the majority of human beings would struggle in similar ways if they had to endure being part of a club that ranged from the worst team in the league to the worst team in history. It isn’t a big deal in my book.

The Chicago White Mariner Cubs

I know the pieces fit…

Plan? Ya’ll think there’s a plan?? I think it’s pretty much this: ✅ Get a new manager and some new coaches ✅ Trade the G ✅ Try to trade R ✅ Field any team that costs next to nothing Play ball.

Continuing your trademark pending term, “Getz is on a roll”…

I see a new sponsorship coming…

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