hi8is

QUOTE (knightni @ Apr 16, 2016 -> 08:41 AM) I like turtles. Pretty crazy that there are 5 teams in the league that started 8-2 or better.

QUOTE (Reddy @ Apr 16, 2016 -> 11:45 AM) totes. I don't hate him. Seems like a good guy, works hard, and I'd love to see him do better. But... he is what he is at this point as a pitcher. Personally I think we know about as much about Danks as we do Latis regarding what their 2016 will look like. Too short a sample size to tell still. ??

QUOTE (Chilihead90 @ Apr 16, 2016 -> 10:45 AM) Austin Jackson at -2, somehow. Now that is retard.

QUOTE (SouthSideSale @ Apr 15, 2016 -> 02:19 PM) Lol no doubt A drummer with an affinity for the cowbell... And nothing else. Unable to find a gig in his hometown of Little Rock, our somewhat mentally handicapped hero journeys to Hollywood seeking an opportunity to finally cement his name into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Coming in the summer of 2017, FOX Searchlight Films presents... Will Farrell staring in, MORE COWBELL!

QUOTE (SouthSideSale @ Apr 15, 2016 -> 12:32 PM) Will Ferrell approves of this message! Someone should produce an entire film / character just based off Will Farrell and more cowbell.

Series pick to click, Todd Frazier.

Just sweep and I'll tolerate f***ing more cowbell.

QUOTE (Jose Abreu @ Apr 15, 2016 -> 11:20 AM) Yes Easily the worst, most obnoxious, horrible gimmick in all of baseball. Should be banned. For me it's next to impossible to even have the sound on during a broadcast.

Are those Tampa Bay jack asses still using those god awful cowbells from hell?

Give me a break. There are legit organizations and I'm sure his trip was a part of it. http://www.slaverynomore.org

QUOTE (SouthSideSale @ Apr 14, 2016 -> 02:06 PM) We've scored the second most runs in the division. The bats are coming along albeit slowly. Well that sure is a surprise. We'll see a lot more offense soon, lots of guys still getting on track. Confident it'll happen... Soon.

QUOTE (Frank_Thomas35 @ Apr 13, 2016 -> 05:24 PM) smelling salts. Yea. Right. Sure. That's the most common scape goat possible... He must be a rookie.

QUOTE (Jose Abreu @ Apr 13, 2016 -> 05:17 PM) Nobody knows what red patches we're wearing? They say "29" on them, I think Says "Healthy" something something 29, I think. Who knows. They must be paying homage to Joe Mcuegings cocaine bumps.

QUOTE (hi8is @ Apr 13, 2016 -> 05:11 PM) Joe Mcquing was just shown in the dugout doing a bump of cocaine or something. Now we know the real reason why Dranke was wanted out of the clubhouse...

Joe Mcquing was just shown in the dugout doing a bump of cocaine or something.

Call me in four more weeks.

QUOTE (BigHurt3515 @ Apr 11, 2016 -> 04:26 PM) And now an off day In my greedy voice, "Damn!!!!"

QUOTE (caulfield12 @ Apr 10, 2016 -> 09:10 AM) I think you meant the centerpiece of the Shark deal... There is a contingent here who look at that trade as Ynoa and a comp pick in the 2016 draft for Bassit, Phegly, Semien, and Ravelo.

QUOTE (AustinIllini @ Apr 9, 2016 -> 06:12 PM) It totally sucks that the situation was that bad, but it really needs to get warmer. The fan experience has always been awful in the cold Good win. Give me 5 and 2 as the record after two series. Lots of guys still are gonna get their sticks going. Lawrie Frazier Rollins Melky Garcia The later of that crew look like they might be turning a corner. The first couple will get more consistent but still have had key contributions. I'm digging it but we've still got a lot of room for improvement. Sure up the base running, the defense, and some of the sloppy at bats, and hope the Danks / Latos end of our rotation can keep us in more games than not... Then it's time to f***ing roll.

Just gonna chalk this up as one of the 42 any team would lose in a given year and lose interest for 24 hours.

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Apr 8, 2016 -> 12:45 PM) The tarp is OFF of the field. All systems seem to be go. Nice! Thanks.

How's the start time look, gang?

From the little of the game I could catch - looked like the blue had a f***ed up zone on our hitters. Drastically changed some big counts.

3 walks, 8 hits, one home run in 5.1 IP - he's lucky to have only given up 3 runs!